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@humanfleshdoII oh rip welp ill just block em then so they wont see my qrt

@cheemse01 hey dude uhh op is a minor 😭 !

despite how slutted out her kit is (love bites and rake 🚬) and the way she presents herself, shes actually a turbovirgin who was ironically too busy and successful to have sex because real sex havers dont have to shout from the rooftops UOOOOGHHHH SEX LOVE BITES RAKE I HAVE SEX

@jetsetradioooo yeah really crazy that i wanted to make a funny shitpost abt my fav on the thing labeled unpopular opinions shits wild

@cheemse01 yeah that’s just like, really strange to bring that out of the notes app

@jetsetradioooo yeah dude its a good thing i headcanon (not canon!) her to not be doing any of that then ✌️🙂‍↕️

@cheemse01 yeah so she’s a character in a game that doesn’t have anything to do with sex

@CustomOriginal her experience is also wishful thinking believe me

@cheemse01 Nah this is just your wishful thinking. Mina definitely has experience

i also want to add that she pretends shes a sex haver bec it makes her look cool and worldly 🙄 if she really likes her partner she can fake it til she makes it to a degree, but the second anything bigger than fingers gets close to her cooch she starts going WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

this is all a silly hc but idc turbovirgin mina is hilarious and also a marker of success who tf has time for sex when shes releasing 8299191 clothing lines thatll absolutely bang and now everyone will notice her (they do shes just greedy and wants more and more and more)

yapping on the unpopular dl opinions just to justify why selfish top 🐺 is a big brain choice but also dont let me stop you from whatever you wanna do im not fighting anybody on that

shes also a slightly messy white woman with a wolf cut and that alone is whats keeping half her fanbase around because without it its just whatever the hells going on in porn theres only so much degeneracy she can do before people start melting like that guy toht in lost ark

then again theres literally nothing about her ingame aside from what she says and even then she comes off as way more functional than what she actually is so whatever bro

90% of her twitter depiction is weapons grade self projection and most of it is unrecognizable pathetic bottom sub uwu puppygirl shit likely: 30+ year old substance abuser who will randomly use someone to get her rocks off and then not even bother to clean you after

@Lean420xD imo her wish to be viscount is so fucking funny because thats it, she just wants the title, patron makes her viscount and it monkeys paws into her being deposed within a week because the vtm court life would shred her or she just gets the title without its bells and whistles LOL

@cheemse01 Tru. She is not talentless, but needs the reality check that you mentioned. Cuz her concern is not being at the top of the vampire society and for that she needs to get her hands dirty.

@Lean420xD such a good contrast to how shes such a grasping character because shes gorgeous, intelligent, wealthy, talented, successful, etc. but smth in that girl is fundamentally broken and she tries to find it in what she believes makes other people superior

@Lean420xD ofc shes still young and can grow BUT shes also that brand of spoiled rotten to the core a la veruca salt who needs a chocolate factory level reality check ✌️😭, that said i believe she has a genuine talent and work ethic for fashion

@Lean420xD shes a yappy purse pet of a vampire who was turned straight out of high school and probably has super dainty fangs that shes never blunted on anything ever if theres any indication for how she uses even her bats and umbrella just to feed

@cheemse01 She is all bark no bite frfr

@synthetic__girl im probably reaching (but idc) but its whole rake being scratching/clawing, compound w its sexual connotations and several of her voicelines accompanying it being sultry

@cheemse01 ok i know what you mean on love bites, but what's slutty about Rake?

tldr pillow princess

shes an attention whore its just that shes a good and nice person so its not nearly as shiny relative to mina also being an attention whore because shes evil and annoying which is louder

dommy mommy is inaccurate shes actually someone who pouts if you dont pay attention to her and guarantee if silver did not respond to her she wouldve gotten mad, this woman is baffled by the lack of attention, she is a donkey and attention is her carrot on a stick