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Dave Murphy

@cheese_dave

Misanthrope. Fabulist. I like cheese. I fix computers in Sandbach.

Katılım Haziran 2009
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Dave Murphy@cheese_dave·
Okay I'm going to step off the LEM now.
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Dave Murphy@cheese_dave·
@jamieoliver "Jamie's Zero - I've used all my the numbers up and I can't make it any easier for you guys so I'm going to come round and cook it for you myself."
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Jamie Oliver
Jamie Oliver@jamieoliver·
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Carol Griffiths@CGriffiths1·
@cheese_dave Does Samdra even understand what your on about?
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Dave Murphy@cheese_dave·
The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun... you cannot pass.
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Dave Murphy@cheese_dave·
Best look out for headcrabs and manhacks too.
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Dave Murphy@cheese_dave·
Was that an American accent or just a setting on my phone I have yet to change?
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Dave Murphy@cheese_dave·
"We don't go there anymore..."
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Rudy Cerda
Rudy Cerda@RudyCerda·
Tell me how long you've been using computers without telling me how long you've been using computers.
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Dave Murphy@cheese_dave·
And so it begins...
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Dave Murphy@cheese_dave·
On 18th April 1997 this lovely lady said that she would. 25 years later she still is. Happy Anniversary, Villanelle xx
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