Dave Murphy

Okay I'm going to step off the LEM now.

@jamieoliver "Jamie's Zero - I've used all my the numbers up and I can't make it any easier for you guys so I'm going to come round and cook it for you myself."

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@CGriffiths1 She stopped listening to me 25 years ago.

@cheese_dave Does Samdra even understand what your on about?

The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun... you cannot pass.

Best look out for headcrabs and manhacks too.

@clownf1st ...smell

Was that an American accent or just a setting on my phone I have yet to change?

"We don't go there anymore..."

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@RudyCerda TOPS 20

Tell me how long you've been using computers without telling me how long you've been using computers.

@clownf1st Why thank you, my friend.

@fejling and Spam.

And so it begins...

@clownf1st Last Thursday...

@clownf1st @fejling After 25 years of marriage to me hasn't she suffered enough?

On 18th April 1997 this lovely lady said that she would. 25 years later she still is. Happy Anniversary, Villanelle xx

@clownf1st @fejling Oh I thought this was yours.

@clownf1st @fejling Thankfully, I'm in @fejling 's loft.