Jesperi Cokekatniemi

If Rasmus Ristolainen can get 5x5.1 in the NHL you can talk to that hot chick at the bar.

@Elderslie59 Looks like your pretty upset that you were wrong old man

@cheesecakeguyJr Not when there’s fdb like you around.

True or False? Connor McDavid is the best player in the world.

@Elderslie59 @cheesecakeguy @AM34 It’s pretty fucking obvious who the best player in the world is pal

@cheesecakeguyJr @cheesecakeguy @AM34 Meh, Ive been called worse by smarter folks than you cheeseeatenguy🤣🤣🤣so your tapping out then? Weak very weak. You always cry out like that?

@HankCranker spotted??? #HugeWang

@Elderslie59 @cheesecakeguy @AM34 Your a fucking morn

@cheesecakeguyJr @cheesecakeguy @AM34 Yeah it is actually, its called the Hart trophy. Look it up MH!!

@pepboysburner Habs legend Charlie Lindgren

@Brandon_N_Wile Pittsburgh doesn’t trade their two best assets for a catcher when they hve Henry Davis waiting.

First trade call I’m making if I’m Ross Atkins this winter is to old buddy Ben Cherington in Pittsburgh. Start talks involving Moreno plus others going out for Bednar and Reynolds PIT gets another young piece. Jays get switch hitting CF and back end K reliever under control

@heatdaddy69420 Everyone knows it’s Bergerons award

Give Matthews the Selke right now

@DikeHunt As you are

Fat chicks stop liking me on Hinge challenge (impossible)

@NHLFlyers @skg_18 @sanheim17 Yuck.

BREAKING: @sanheim17 signs! 📃✍️nhl.com/flyers/news/ph…

@Elderslie59 @BeerlyHockey @cheesecakeguy @AM34 How is my logic saying McDavid is the greatest of all time? He’s just flat out better then Matthews. End of discussion. It’s not a yearly thing either.

@cheesecakeguyJr @BeerlyHockey @cheesecakeguy @AM34 Well again its a yearly thing. Last yr it was Matthews. Is he a better player over all, than McDavid? Last yr he was. With your logic McDavid is the greatest of all time. We both know thats not the case.

@Elderslie59 @BeerlyHockey @cheesecakeguy @AM34 McDavid just became the 6th fastest player in NHL history to reach 700 points. Sure Matthews won the Hart last year, he had a incredible season (McDavid had more points and 32 in 16 playoff games). Doesn’t mean he’s a better player then McDavid.

@cheesecakeguyJr @BeerlyHockey @cheesecakeguy Well other than our own opinions how else is the “best player”marked? Assuming you watch hockey.The NHL is best professional hockey league in the world. Every yr sports writers vote for a particular player.McDavids won it twice in the last 10yrs& will again. So till June, @AM34

@KevinWeekes @espn @NHL @NHLNetwork @DraftKings BREAKING: I’m hearing Kevin Weekes and wife are expecting to add a new meme er to their team during the holiday season. Confirmed per @KevinWeekes

We’re blessed beyond words to add a new member to our family. Coming this holiday season. 🙏🏾🥰 👶🏽🎄🎁. @espn @NHL @NHLNetwork @DraftKings #HockeyTwitter ** 📸 Fesik Photography **

@Johnpaul524 You need a fucking drink my friend

@NjTank99 Seak help Frank

Mets 10 year outlook after everyone leaves 2023 42-120 Kimbrell has 40 blown saves and Clem and KFC sell Let it Go shirts 2024 31-131 2025 20-142 2026 0-162 2027 23-139 2028 10-152 2029 0-162 2030 0-162 2031 0-162 2032 Religated

@Elderslie59 @BeerlyHockey @cheesecakeguy Matthews is not better then McDavid. Stop it.

@cheesecakeguyJr @BeerlyHockey My bad I forgot they made @cheesecakeguy the decision maker!

@PlayoffPenner Rockstar