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@Joeys_Burnerr @BigBrainHistori Fuck you nigg3r

@BigBrainHistori “Don’t listen to rap, you could get in trouble” Years later, all of Asia is trying to copy rap…. But they hate to credit blacks for making it what it is today 💯

Jackie Chan on learning English with zero formal training: Jackie Chan arrived in the United States barely able to string a sentence together. "First time when I come to United States… I just Hello. My name is Jackie Chan. I really, I don't even know how to order food." When his assistant left him on his own, he found himself alone and hungry, but too intimidated to walk into a restaurant. So he spent an entire night practising a single order. "Bacon, toast, milk, sandwich." The next morning, jet-lagged and up at 6am, he waited in line, delivered his rehearsed line perfectly: "Milk, toast, bacon, and egg." Then the waitress asked a question he hadn't prepared for: "How would you like your egg?" He was stumped. He'd spent all night learning the words for what he wanted, but nobody warned him there'd be follow-up questions. Beyond food, even basic social interactions were overwhelming. Americans in elevators would casually ask where he was from, make small talk, and he had no idea how to keep up. "Very, very difficult to speak. I went, I came, she, he — difficult, difficult." Jackie never studied English in a classroom. He taught himself entirely through American TV, movies, and songs, learning one lyric and one movie line at a time. "Hello. Oh, hello ladies. Ladies, you are always on my mind."

@MOVIESWORLD67 Stupid ass show

Soldier Boy fight's The Boy's l Finale Fight _ The Boys Season 3.

Want your blood to boil? There are 193 countries in the world and 177 of them receive US taxpayer $. 177 of 193. 91.7% of the world. Then our politicians import from other countries to also give them our $. My $ Your $ Our kid’s $ Americans are getting screwed. Must stop!

Dang. I think he's right.

Boom 💥

@ministertr48881 @InternetH0F My bad dick head i forgot the .005 and also if you look I replied to Myself and corrected it

@cheesewizardxX @InternetH0F um, you all need to go back to 3rd grade and learn math. previous wage = $26.35 pay increase of 10%. 26.35 x 0.10 = 2.635 2.635 ++ 26.35 = $28.985 so the new rate should be $28.99 (rounding up) How does no one know this?!?!?!?!

This girl emailed HR after noticing a pay error. This was their response...

Canadas Catholic Churches are mysteriously burning down. Funny how century old churches never burn down until Mohammad shows up.

Swedish father: "My son has been robbed 3 times. Twice by Somalis, once by Arabs. He's 19 and marked for life. He doesn’t dare to go out on his own anymore. If I had a daughter, I’d follow her with a loaded gun." No one should have to live like this.

The Japanese people are making videos showing Britain how to fix their problems.

THIS!!! 1000% FREAKING THIS!!!!🔥🔥🔥

@IncognitoMV @InternetH0F I was trying to understand/explain the equation for those of us less informed

@cheesewizardxX @InternetH0F Why the complexity? 26.35 x 1.1 =28.985

@vopicus @InternetH0F 710+OIL (THC concentrate) ((I don’t even smoke)) lol

@cheesewizardxX @InternetH0F I'm not at all sure what the 710 at the end is referring to. I get the rest. Number in my bio is from a press conference by Priti Patel messed up and added 'thousand' at the end.

@CharlieTheCatX @InternetH0F Give the bitch 30$

@cheesewizardxX @InternetH0F 28.99 after rounding up.

@vopicus @InternetH0F My favorite number is 58,008,420,710

@cheesewizardxX @InternetH0F Aye, I do that too. On a different note: I suspect that the whole thing is a fabrication and not a real answer to a real employee.

@vopicus @InternetH0F You are probably right! We all fell for the engagement bait alas i enjoy math 🤪🤣

@23norwood39 @InternetH0F I mean if you want to do it that way 26.35 x 110% would be the easiest, bud. Skip adding that 10% back to the 26.35 all together. 🤪

@cheesewizardxX @InternetH0F Or how about 26.35 x 10%. Math isn’t hard

@vopicus @InternetH0F Yea. My brain did that thing where it corrects it without you realizing it. Similar to when you read misspelled words but your brain corrects them.

@cheesewizardxX @InternetH0F Your equation is correct, but alas that is not the numbers in the tweet. They put in 0.10/100 where you put in 10/100. That's the difference between a 10% raise and a 0.1% raise.