chomas tarbison

Ya I’m predicting generational growth this quarter… *takes a sip of cold beer* Inspirational

Work out this afternoon or drink? Already on the way to the store.

Listening to dolph pre-test like I am walking into Bryant-Denny about to end Nick Saban’s career. 37-27 #fuckbama

You’re at a super fancy restaurant, and you order a capri sun on the rocks, and they happen to have it… are they bringing it out with the little yellow straw? Just wondering

Socks r the 6th man of the year. No one ever talks about how crucial they are until you don’t have any clean ones

Do regular couples hold hands in public ever, or is it only the gays and lesbians?

Hearing Erika Kirk was Charlie's CIA handler. Absolutely wild. We are all being lied to, and we need to take a step back. The uninformed majority will also lose.

Does Kenneth Walker take it in the ass?

NBC should be fined for spoiling the Gatorade color early

Name a better named word than cleavage. It’s a cool word and…ya it’s cool

How many saes does a woman fuck to wear their sweatshirt to class??? Gotta be generational numbers. #wideopenspaces

Normalize the post-class cig

Just got a “bud” from the girl i was snapping. Just gonna throw in the towel on that one. #friends

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@thekendallroy Stonks

Sure, just fade and don’t say anything. I’ll go fuck myself, I guess. Never failed me in the past

Why are the purple haired lesbians always the ones walking so slow I don’t make it to class? #fuck/you

@AveryDidntDoIt @GrantHorvatGolf Bag?

Just saw a rather large individual riding a razor scooter to class. Thought? #cbtm #ZeeNuNew

Girls going out and not dressing up is like nfl qbs and t-shirt/hat games…it’s not worth watching #shrink