Chef Dump

Objectively true.

@PartyWaffle "stay original"

@chefdump 141st person to suggest this. Stay original, chief

Brew a tea with bay leaves and taste it retard.

@Aristocratiq @SandyofCthulhu The original sandwich as it was prepared for him contained an entire jar of peanut butter, an entire jar of grape jelly and a 1 lb of bacon, that's gotta be pretty close to 8k calories.

@SandyofCthulhu There must be missing information here, because there's no way anything that resembles the photo is even halfway to 8K kcal.

Not that I would ever criticize the King, but it seems like this is not a complicated or difficult sandwich to construct. Even if the King didn't want to do it himself, he could ask some of his army of parasite hangers-on to make it so. Now, if he'd wanted something rare like a ZLT (BLT using smoked zebra meat instead of bacon; yes it exists)) I can understand it. But any small town can come up with a loaf of Italian bread, grape jelly, bacon, and peanut butter.

@DagoSupremacy Never had deviled eggs growing up but my Nonna used to make polpettone, basically meatloaf with hard boiled eggs in the center.

I asked the guys in the old head Italian chat if they like deviled eggs: “I’ve never had one, I’ve never even seen one.” “Too medigan for me dago.” “I don’t go for hard boiled eggs”

@TheBrancaShow You order chicken in your Pho and expect us to take your culinary takes seriously?

@kedward402 How much were you drinking a day?

🚨 MAN FILMS HIMSELF IN THE “DEADLIEST” HOURS AFTER QUITTING ALCOHOL - DOCTORS SAY THIS IS WHEN PEOPLE DIE It’s 7AM. He’s not drunk. He’s not hungover. He’s shaking so badly he can barely lift a cup of coffee. This video shows the part nobody talks about - alcohol withdrawal. After the last drink, alcohol leaves the system and the nervous system snaps back hard. The brain floods with unchecked signals. Hands tremble violently. Heart races. Focus disappears. This is when simple things like taking a sip of coffee become a struggle. This is when seizures can strike. This is when delirium tremens can begin. The most dangerous part of alcohol isn’t the drinking. It’s what happens after people think they’re safe. Most don’t know this window exists. Most aren’t warned. And many don’t realize they’re in danger until it’s too late. How many people quit drinking without realizing this is the moment doctors fear most?

Yes, without hesitation.

Beans don't belong in Texas Red, outside of that they're perfectly acceptable.

@DwayneMihalicz Is that a walleye or a pickerel?

Bought this knife 50 years ago when I was 13 at the Army and Navy department store! Anyone old enough to remember Army and Navy?!?!

@GM3LOUIS It was popular by the 10th century lmao.

Zataar was massive in like 2008. This fucking guy man 😂 I really cant.

Foreigners are always are always intrigued and perhaps a bit charmed by our No Name branding, but for me, it's the t-rex 4L party jug.

I wouldn't do blue rare on anything but a tenderloin. The best 'doneness' is the one you enjoy most, so have at it.

y'all know i'm canada down

@theZubes it's so beautiful.

Somebody hide my wallet 🍪

@Rothmus Nah, your grandparents left this for a stable and prosperous nation. A lot of them returned back to Italy too.

@RaptorBreath Make sure you throw out the brick of parmigiano, it's not good after you've used it once.

made buttered noodles. was $3000 for the ingredients and i had to hire a crime scene clean up crew to take care of the dirty kitchen afterward. all in, $4800