Just Mark

As I see multiple cooking posts, and many negative comments…some are definitely warranted; I’m reminded by what some of my mentors said to me as a young aspiring chef. 1). That’s why they make vanilla and chocolate. (No comment) 2). That’ll make a turd. (Compliment) 3). Perfection is not obtainable. (See first rule)

@GladYuengling As a kid, I was told if you see turtles crossing a road, it’s a good sign the fish are biting. Happy fishing.

Why did the three-toed box turtle cross the road? Because I picked it up and moved it to safety. It's a thing I do.

Not a fan of Flay, but damn! She must have had a lot of corn husks and blue corn masa in the pantry.

She is a PSYCHIC?! But so is Brian Atlas?!

@BuffaloRon Good one, Ron.🤣

Have renamed CreamCheese... He is now RFKat

@USAProudPatriot Bots follow bots

Can someone explain to me how there are people or (fake accounts) on her with 30,000 plus followers yet only single digit likes on their posts??

@Salt_T1 @EndWokeness So true.

@EndWokeness Self-serve died the same day common decency did.

Why are food chains in the US getting rid of self-serve? Watch & read the replies:

@jayroo69 Ha! Love it. I thought she looked like Mrs. Potato Head. Good find. 👏

I can't stop laughing at this dude's reaction

@doogadoo11 What if the algorithm had this planned? It broke 0hour.

It's kind of annoying when you're on a platform And half the posts in your feed are complaining about the platform itself instead of focusing on more interesting, entertaining, or pressing topics Let's pretend this post wasn't about the platform and move on already

@HRH_SHP Same, Sis. Same. Not that I’m judgy, but choosie.🤣

When I follow back I check to see if you’ve made any posts, where you’re from, and if you support Massie. Oh, and also your replies, they’re a lot more telling than your posts. If you support Massie, ever reposted Obama, told a bunch of conservatives off in your replies (while your bio says maga) those are all disqualifiers. I’d rather follow some Nigerian bot. Oh also, I don’t follow anyone back with porn on their page, too much ick for me!

@TheSilverRam @DrClownPhD ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ya got me

@chefmarkintulsa @DrClownPhD How is this even possible?

What's the name of this body type!? 🤨

@GretchenInOK @toddstarnes I wonder, if he had worn a tie, would it had made a difference?

Credit: @toddstarnes Y'all meet Ryan Miller, an 18-year-old senior at Red Boiling Springs High School, a small community in Tennessee. Ryan says he was not allowed to walk across the stage to receive his diploma because he was not dressed in "church appropriate attire." Ryan placed fifth in his senior class, never caused any trouble at the school and was never sent to detention. Regardless, school leadership said his blue jeans and cowboy boots violated the "church appropriate attire" rule. Ryan shared the actual rule from the school: "church appropriate attire with cap and gown," then below that it specified, "males SHOULD wear khakis, dress shirt, and a tie." Not to get to legalese here, but the school said "should" and not "must." Regardless, Ryan says appropriate church attire where he attends is cowboy boots and jeans. And that's led to a big discussion about what exactly is appropriate church attire? And who is in the wrong here?

@BrazilDahl @okiepatriot_76 I lived across the street (1980’s). Fun times.

@okiepatriot_76 I been to a good variety of rodeos even the ones out west official and unofficial. the black rodeo I went to in okmulgee was one of the most wildest rodeos I've ever seen and when I say wild when you got to dodge the horses when standing in the food line that's some adrenaline 😎

📍Boley, OK - The Longest Running Black Rodeo in the Country was this weekend. There also a movie being filmed there right now called “God of the Rodeo” featuring Snoop Dogg and Shia LaBeouf. The movie is based on true events revolving around the Louisiana State Prison Rodeo I believe Shia LaBeouf was here last summer shooting his part. Snoop will start next month.

@southgrace427 @DannyMintys LOL, $200K? That’s cute. Dude hasn’t a clue.

This guy is becoming a bigger POS every day... Someone who feels the need to post this to prove he's someone winning on social media...if fucked up.... We'll see how that $10K keeps going (it was $14K last time he gloated)....and $200K in your bank account...I hope you don't blow an AC and find electrical wiring issues at the same time...You're an I-9 person at X...so are you personally insuring yourself with health insurance...I hope nothing catastrophic happens...and I truly mean that...it's just a part of what could chew through $200K in no time...and if your impressions are lessoning and your $10K a month doesn't hold true...you may want to get a real job especially if you have a family...my opinion....you Fucked Yourself...You don't even sound like the same person...I will never say your name or pass you impressions...and I will never pay you for free speech on what is quickly becoming a pathetic account...have fun there big boy...will all sit back and watch...lmfao

@ClownWorld Let it slide.

Woman walking her dog stops in front of a stranger’s house, throws a bag of dog poop into their trash can, and casually walks away like nothing happened. Some people really treat other people’s property like their personal garbage dump. Would you say something if you saw this or just let it slide?

@doogadoo11 @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk Shoot for the stars! Not holding my breath.

I’ve been blessed to be followed by so many wonderful accounts. What's the one account you most want a follow back from? Tag them below. Today might be your lucky day!

😂😂😂 Makes sense.

@PlasticGirl1776 I’ve seen a better head on a boil.

What in the American Humiliation Ritual is going on Here? FUQQQQQQQAAA

@YoAdrienne1968 Such a wild crash out. Karma won’t be gentle. But the funny thing is, he called everyone a cheap poor bastard for not coughing up a dollar, but he is the one who is begging for dollars.

I may never recover 🙄 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Maulie1234 @johnkonrad Indeed, very impressive.

@johnkonrad Mineman 1st class - Navy. Hell of a bio!

Just curious… Can anyone tell me what “MNI USN” means?

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