Chelsey Eisen

I have no idea who this little girl is

Lots of people have disappointed me in life but never Taylor Swift

Idk who needs to hear this, but you can believe Sierra deserved better while also acknowledging Michael and Danielle are probably more compatible #BachelorInParadise

any season can be spooky season when you’re left alone with your thoughts

Why would I need a haunted house when I can just open the dishwasher and see how my husband arranged the dishes

where the fuck is david spade #BachelorInParadise

#Leos love their alone time. There's just something they enjoy about the peace and quiet of their own mind.

Someone asked me yesterday what brand of vodka we have for the wedding……sir, I promised you free booze not good booze. Don’t ask me anymore dumb shit.

@lyn_sierra 😂😂😂 I can relate

@lyn_sierra Same

People keep reminding me how close the wedding is and I’m just like yeah, I’ve been stressed out for 2 months but thanks for the reminder 🙃🙃

Don’t let anyone who hasn’t been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

#Leo are great at sitting back and observing your bullshit when you think nobody is noticing.

it’s not about what keeps you up at night, it’s about what gets you out of bed in the morning

I can’t wait to hear my suitcase rolling through the airport🥲

My problem is I think every meal is supposed to be spicy.

@binadewitt Dude I think about this all the time

I didn’t realize until last night that I am going wedding dress shopping (today) ON SWEETEST DAY! 💗