Matt Philippoussis

@cfcdk Surprised this shit show cost us £100 billion to assemble.

Anyone surprised?

I genuinely believe we have the first Chelsea team in over three and a half decades that wouldn't finish top 3 in the Championship

@lukejcr Sorry, no. Consuming alcohol at work and during working hours is a thing of the past. In most private firms, you'd get the boot if this were recurring behaviour.

🚨Breaking news: MPs are human and sometimes have a drink. Classic clickbait farming 👎 MPs work long days for constituents, and yes, sometimes share a drink in the evening with colleagues. Last week I was scandalously spotted with… an alcohol-free pint or two between votes 😱 But sure, let’s talk about that instead of the Greens’ wacky policies. Trying to distract us, maybe? 🙄

@GrocerJackUK It's crazy how these would-be shooters always pick time for their wicked actions when great President is at his lowest ratings. Heinous bastards.

Staged. Mid terms inbound. And mugs will completely fall for it. The ultimate 'boy who cried wolf' tale.

@OunkaOnX Please don't use up your missiles to defend your interests! Give them to me.

Zelensky: "The US produces 60-65 Patriot missiles per month. During the first day of the Middle East attack, they used the volume of two years' production." One day of war for Israel consumed what takes two years to make. The US is emptying its arsenal for a foreign country

@TBrit90 Konechno tovarish 😂

Before we offer any support to Denmark & Greenland, we should going forward always first consider that they armed our enemy and factor that in.

@thetimes Threat to our sovereignty? That's silly. The one thing you shouldn't ever do with the British is tell them they can't have something that is theirs.

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It's time

why are the boxes square when the pizzas are round? makes you think

Things have gotten so unrecognisable at Chelsea that George Galloway has felt the need to wade in.

Meanwhile.. in Wonderland

@ralpha060461 Further evidence that the once great coach Enzo believed in tactically outwitting his opposition by passing backwards with such precision and intricacy that the enemy no longer knew which goal to shoot into.

For those who like statistics these are pretty damning The effort isn’t there and in any profession you only get out what you put in Out run by every team in every game and the lowest in terms of distance run Unprofessional. Unacceptable.

@johncrossmirror Promise me, John. When you write the article about his sacking, you will title it 'Chelsea. A Bridge Too Far.'

Liam Rosenior is a good young coach and a very decent man. But this felt like a tipping point for his reign at Chelsea. Once you lose the match-going fans, it’s a long way back mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

@WeaponsVault Is that even a T-90? Wrong shape. Looks like a Leopard.

Close-up view of Russian T-90 MBT being torn into pieces after catastrophic explosion 💥 Vaporized in an instant while on an adrenaline high.

@JacobsBen @talkSPORT @sammatterface He could start with his own performance. If the entire team lack desire and look disorganised - then that is squarely on the coach.

🗣️ Scathing interview from Liam Rosenior on @talkSPORT. He tells @sammatterface Chelsea’s performance against Brighton was “embarrassing”. “Unacceptable in every area. The complete opposite of anything I want to see on a football pitch. I feel numb. I am angry. I am frustrated. It has to turn around very, very quickly. “It’s not even about convincing the fans. I apologised to them after the game. “It’s unacceptable. I can’t dress it up any other way. To represent this football club, with the history and traditions it has got, and for us to go and put in a performance like that… “I can forgive mistakes of giving the ball away. I can forgive missing shots. What I can’t forgive is losing 50-50 duels, ducking out of headers at times. It’s embarrassing. I am really, really devastated not even at the result but the manner in which we lost this game. “I felt like we had turned a corner against Manchester United in terms of our body language and our commitment and desire, which is the bare minimum at this football club. And so for us to turn in that performance three days later leaves a bitter taste in the mouth. “There were 3-4 players who gave everything and they were let down today by the rest.” Easily Chelsea’s worst performance of the season with zero shots on target, sloppy errors and no urgency or fight. Rosenior has now lost six of his 13 Premier League games as Chelsea head coach. And by the time Chelsea play again in the Premier League on May 4 against Nottingham Forest, it will be exactly two months since they last scored a league goal. Fans, off the back of a BlueCo protest on Saturday, again chanted against the ownership and called for the removal of Rosenior during the game. Chelsea could potentially fall into the bottom half of the table before Forest visit Stamford Bridge. Qualifying for the #UCL was the target both under and after Enzo Maresca, but now Chelsea face a battle to get any form of European football.

@MiguelDelaney When you think about it you realise that all they had to do was to let their takeover stabilise CFC after a trying period, supplement the team, and gradually change the business model. Instead, their hasty arrogance destroyed Chelsea from within. Lose-lose for all.

Maybe a rare football morality play at Chelsea as private equity's financial experiment endures the realities of the sport And this turned into farce independent.co.uk/sport/football…

@johncrossmirror He's thrown them under the bus, John. They aren't working for him. Ripping into them isn't going to help his cause when they don't believe in him to begin with.

Liam Rosenior brutally honest about his team’s performance… always a big call for a manager to call out his players so publicly even though it may look and feel justified. We’ll soon discover whether it works with this Chelsea squad…

It's been 114 years... 😳⬇️ Chelsea have lost five league games in a row without scoring for the first time since 1912 - the year the Titanic sank.

@GrocerJackUK Strikes me a decent man who got over promoted. so he just might. it makes economic sense for him to wait to be sacked. His career is toast for a while. He'll need to go two leagues down to build back.

@chelfucius It might be an option? He must see that it's not fixable under him..

Honestly..sacking LR now would be the kindest thing to do for him. If you wait until the end of the season then it needs wholesale change above manager role. I won't get into name calling because I honestly feel sorry for him. #cfc