Michelle

@duolingo I'm just saying I worked really hard in the month of July to have a perfect month which I've never achieved in all of my time on this app and it never even made it to the feed 😞

@milkyy_tweets Not exactly, but based on the stress levels and caffeine intake, I’d guess either a CEO or a hostage negotiator.

@youandneo @_tumiiii In 5 years or less ☺️

@_tumiiii Try end up paying for themselves right @chelle91

" my sister, was my daughter, was my throw pillow". IWAV

I just joined Space NK's 2024 Beauty Advent Calendar waitlist. Sign up and share to be in with a chance of winning a prize! spacenk.com/uk/brands/s/sp… via @@spacenk

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

@ECGghOfficial live electrical wires have fallen into a private property. This was reported at 4am and yet it's still not fixed?!!?! Are you waiting for death?!!!

@BlackXtian @polo_man404 😂😂

Shiid give me some of that Big Bombaclott Backetry 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

@Zhane_Star Charlie Murphy’s🕊️ story about Prince🕊️ on Chappelle’s Show

@jemimamartinii 😂

Lil Wayne: “Real G’s move in silence like lasagna.” Everyone:

Liz Anya

Nothing irritates a #Leo more than a bullshitter. Come real and come correct.

@llucci01 @MeWeFree_ "tehee quod she" I don't think I threw away my annotated copy just in case I would ever need it again 😭

@MeWeFree_ 10th grade English Teacher: You're not really supposed to like these characters. Me:

What is a book you absolutely hated reading? The Great Gatsby for me.

@jasebyjason I really feel like the country cannot afford another funeral and coronation. He needs to hold out to at least 2026 or 2027

No but I’ve been laughing 😂

This was so wholesome 🥹

I watched my wife slowly increase in size as the baby inside her grew. I saw her writhe in pain during the early stages, as her body tried to adjust to the new reality. I watched her go from eating moderately to having a large appetite because she had to feed the little thing growing inside her. I saw how difficult it was for her to get out of bed at night; she could no longer lie belly down and had to choose a side to lay on always. She went from walking like my super model to having an awkward gait. She rolled, cried, yelled, pinched, and lost her head. But you, this slack jawed idiot are concerned about the size of a pregnant woman's nose. You do not deserve to be with anyone pure at heart. You're a lesser son of greater sires.

lol this me.