CHELSEA MEADE

If there’s two things that are a guarantee it’s that I will not be on time and I will not be wearing a bra. Take it or leave it

Michigan feels like Ohio with cleaner air

@dogassmf and I just prank called people and each other for an hour straight

all I want is to own AIRBNB’s in my favorite places so we can pickup and go whenever

@dogassmf has been in full time daddy mode with me and it’s been incredible

@kirstensteinke 💰

@chelsEdoll Tax season hates to see you guys comin

I’ve been pregnant 3 times in 4 years lmao

@kirstensteinke I love him

this is who’s answering your emails

Rocky ❤️

Which is funny because I used to serve the owner and he’s the sweetest man you’ll ever meet

It’s not a DLM experience unless at least 5 people are rude to you

@codihardin this manifestation is STRONG

@codihardin The bigger the hair the closer to god!!!!!!

@codihardin She is FLUFFY

Ozzy’s teeth are my favorite thing in this whole world

@codihardin 😂 have you bleached the walls yet

A SWIFFER IS NOT A MOP

i’m not gonna listen to man who lost to me in fantasy football

Down 10 pounds, should I lose another 150??

Something about being on a treadmill makes me want to walk with an ATTITUDE

Lost 5 pounds the 1st week of my diet and all I gotta say is why is there so many calories in condiments?!!!!