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just a dolphin tryna dodge the piranhas

Pittsburgh! Katılım Haziran 2009
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chelsea@chels_recently·
Wyd: I am stirring my bourbon iced tea with the back end of a makeup brush mind your fucking business 🙃
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chelsea@chels_recently·
Today feels like proof that I am a Sim and someone is fucking with me like plz put me in the pool with no ladder already
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My team asked me today if it's against lease policy to have a live Christmas tree and I am just ill prepared to answer that question on March 28th
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The Librarian@elroyjetson28·
Update someone dropped their small child down an escalator
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The Librarian@elroyjetson28·
People become the dumbest versions of themselves in airports I don’t understand
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chelsea@chels_recently·
People always talk about seeing celebrities at airports and I spend my time not making eye contact with ANYONE especially the lady crying at the bar beside me
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Today alone I have talked with a resident born in 1931 about bras as well as cleaned up a pizza that was ordered at 12:38 today (am not the noon one)
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chelsea@chels_recently·
Who's going to buy my tell all novel about the shit I've seen while working in apartment communities
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Just had a flashback of this lint roller that my mom insisted was the best but really you just ended up worse off
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chelsea@chels_recently·
Jet lag as an adult is wild I'm wide awake rn googling how to spell maraca
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I will not cry at the car place I will not cry at the car place I am a successful woman AND WILL NOT CRY AT AN NTB
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chelsea@chels_recently·
I've never been much of a makeup person but have been getting a lot of ads... is this a sign? Have I hit that age?
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We have a resident who orders BK through door dash like several times a week but he only ever gets 1 burger and 3 large drinks I am confused
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chelsea@chels_recently·
When I put money in my savings it's for "vacations or emergencies" so why is my anxiety at 3000% about using some for hawaii 🫠
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chelsea@chels_recently·
I told my boss I wasn't going to have OT this week and she was confused and said "how?" This will mark my first week in about 9 months without OT woooooooo tgif (I'm working tomorrow 😅)
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chelsea@chels_recently·
It's weird my coworker from abroad was not impressed?!?! 😅🤣
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chelsea@chels_recently·
Returning to Buffalo wild wings tonight after a 10ish year hiatus for a work event lol
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chelsea@chels_recently·
Do you look your doctor up on social media or are you normal?
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Funny how a PS5 will get Mohan out of bed bright and early 🤔
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