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Wyd: I am stirring my bourbon iced tea with the back end of a makeup brush mind your fucking business 🙃

Today feels like proof that I am a Sim and someone is fucking with me like plz put me in the pool with no ladder already

@JP_Hanish Lol

If you travel to UCF, they do not play their games in Camping World Stadium. I found this out the hard way.

My team asked me today if it's against lease policy to have a live Christmas tree and I am just ill prepared to answer that question on March 28th

@elroyjetson28 Stop what 🤣🤣🤣

Update someone dropped their small child down an escalator

People become the dumbest versions of themselves in airports I don’t understand

People always talk about seeing celebrities at airports and I spend my time not making eye contact with ANYONE especially the lady crying at the bar beside me

Today alone I have talked with a resident born in 1931 about bras as well as cleaned up a pizza that was ordered at 12:38 today (am not the noon one)

Who's going to buy my tell all novel about the shit I've seen while working in apartment communities

Just had a flashback of this lint roller that my mom insisted was the best but really you just ended up worse off

By God he means Ciara which like same thing in my book

Jet lag as an adult is wild I'm wide awake rn googling how to spell maraca

I will not cry at the car place I will not cry at the car place I am a successful woman AND WILL NOT CRY AT AN NTB

I've never been much of a makeup person but have been getting a lot of ads... is this a sign? Have I hit that age?

We have a resident who orders BK through door dash like several times a week but he only ever gets 1 burger and 3 large drinks I am confused

When I put money in my savings it's for "vacations or emergencies" so why is my anxiety at 3000% about using some for hawaii 🫠

I told my boss I wasn't going to have OT this week and she was confused and said "how?" This will mark my first week in about 9 months without OT woooooooo tgif (I'm working tomorrow 😅)

It's weird my coworker from abroad was not impressed?!?! 😅🤣

Returning to Buffalo wild wings tonight after a 10ish year hiatus for a work event lol

Do you look your doctor up on social media or are you normal?

Funny how a PS5 will get Mohan out of bed bright and early 🤔