chelsaya

it's nice hang out by the train tracks like tom waits would want you to

this is how I feel waking up pokemon out of a dead sleep to build a pokemon center in pokopia

it's all very odd isn't it

the last couple of days have taught me that no matter the scenario or venue, my mom's need to be a hater is greater. she's at the funeral home hating. she's at the funeral hating. she is at the wake eating AND hating. the stamina is incredible

all around me are dogs that don't ever wanna let me sleep in

my nails were wet so I just ate a whopper by leaning over and biting into it like I was competing in a pie eating contest. hopefully that information leads to the ick for some of you bc I genuinely cannot watch you have 1 sided conversations in my dms any more

Someone will do it, I know they will.

Don’t hold the elevator doors open for me I don’t want to be in there with you

forgot to drink water all day

I bet when chinchillas roll around in that dust it feels so nice

I feel like a lot of people move through their day with the same energy as people who sit next to andy at the reunion, when in reality they're more of a chair is brought out to accommodate their 10 min segment type of energy

there's so much happening all of the time and you're just supposed to be normal and act like it's all fine and part of the plot, but the plot is fucking stupid and I hate the plot.

@kenzianidiot if possible, don't always take the same route home

women only please: what’s one piece of advice that you’d give to a woman who lives alone?

just me and robin hood showing a little ass

extremely on brand

IF YOU VOTED FOR HIM YOU GOTTA DIE FIRST SORRY

I never know just how much I'm my father's daughter until someone annoys me and I catch myself narrowing my eyes and saying "lemme ask you something"

I will never understand the Squirrel Hill Tunnel traffic

I was STRESSED playing this as a child