Chelsea Pereira

Super jealous that Astronauts get to leave the planet sometimes.

I’m on vacation without my pup and just realized we’re definitely still meeting up and hanging out up in our dreams 😭

“Where ya headed?” in an airport = “what’s your major?” in college

ACAB, and good boi 12/10

u can smell da libra inna air .

Nothing in the corporate world is worth a Friday afternoon meeting.

All it takes is one interaction with a government entity and I'm ready to burn it all to the ground. Greatest country in the world and we're using paper forms my ASSSS

AAAA 🦅🦅

Got 4 random bugs today 🐞🐛🪲🪰

And my thing is like… why would you even wanna go to Hawaii if Hawaiians don't want you there…😭 do you not feel weird swimming and surfing while the residents battle the destruction of their ecosystem

Me to my dog

Went to go see the Barbie movie and then walked home with an ugly sweater to conceal my shoulders

I hate her

Subway ride without headphones is criminal I don’t wish this on anyone

*Brain Blast!* Calzones are giant dumplings

@JacobDerwin Honestly same

@chelseeeeeeee Hours? Child’s play. 5 years.

Ever do something so embarrassing you think about it for the next 5 hours

Uber driver will never know I have the coolest music taste because I still sing along to the dumb shit on the radio.

This is absolutely not what anyone asked her to do lmao.

My adulthood began when I got my own Costco membership (this past weekend). I’m grown now

“Would you like Oreos for the table?” YES WHAT?? At 12AM?? YES