organic soyrizo

i can only displease one person a day. and guess what ur in luck cuz today it’s me yet again

oh yeah we are driving around. first show was spectacular wish you were there

Not wanting to be outdone by Thalia, Angelica had fired out a little girl, a couple of weeks early, just before it started raining.

@devalina does this mean you do that when ur happy or when ur sad

@absinthefather @devalina thought of u

i love my job

idon’t want to tweet this but i also don’t want to write just “god damnit” in my journal

i came by all my milk crates so dishonestly, i didn’t even steal them myself

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wow it’s simply gorgeous out i wish basketball was on

i had a dream that i was drunk and littered. please god let it have been a dream

I wish i could go back to when i thought lizzo was saying “new man; all the men are sorta vikings”

some flowers just rub me the wrong way

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where was hoagiefest when i needed it? nice that it’s back now when it’s convenient for it. all semblance of normalcy, constancy washed away in its years long absence. its mutant cousin siptopia did nothing but remind us of what we’d lost. i will be participating in hoagie fest

@Trompstar cat hair, plant matter and what i believe are rust stains accumulating between phone and case. and this weird red splotchy stuff by the speaker that i think is mold but can’t be bothered

RT if your phone is so disgusting, just absolutely greasy and smudged like just strangely sticky but just not sticky enough to do anything about it like just facial and finger grease slathering the damn thing like phone case turning colors because you’re just a nasty little piggy

whenever salad says it’s been triple washed i’m like “yeah right”

if i don’t spend tonight in my own bed i am going directly to self care jail 😅

the poorest big gentrifying revitalizing city

@remotefeeling i’m obsessed w this ice cream truck it’s so refreshing . also plays rudolph the red nosed reindeer and “rhythm of the rain” by the cascades!!!