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we dont even know the ramifications of its hazards yet

nonbinary foid called a zoid

im gonna leave without paying my copay if thats cool

oh you're not a misogynist? pass the Bechdel test right now

@interracials3x i do it immediately after i get hired to set realistic expectations

how long into a new job do you wait before you start vaping in the bathroom

35 year old tommy pickles lookin ass

she took the kids.. she took the house.. all i have left is my gun

starscream says hello

@Blahblahahohvh okay cool! and i'll let you watch my little pony for the first time since you've never seen it before. its actually a good show for middle schoolers like yourself

mlp pfp posting the transphobic wojack is like if hitler was secretly jewish the whole time

@Gregy_Online you're real as fuck for that gregy im gonna do that too

i'm just gonna stop masking my symptoms. no point. no one deserves it

blaming my tourette's syndrome when he gets mad at me for sneaking a finger up the pooper

I’M 58 YEARS OLD AND I AM TEETHING RIGHT NOW AND I AM TEETHING TEETHING TEETHING LIKE A BABY -God

@a_tired_kevin not even, there was one gif of like a dog jumping or idk sped up 10x and it was so fast that it started to give me that Pre-Seizure-Feeling and im not even that sensitive

@chernobylhooker (Visually) Loud = funny

a lot of videos/gifs i see online make me think everyone on earth just hates epileptics

why did they block me..

we arent allowed to sell people anymore asshole

@TroofOnly @Boner_Brigade69 @banditomoss well i suppose then that explains your fascination with mothers. its alright, we all cope in our own ways. repeating your love for mothers to strangers online wont do much for you in the long run. lets try something else!

@chernobylhooker @Boner_Brigade69 @banditomoss My mom died. So… cool

genuinely how are these people allowed to communicate within society

@TroofOnly @Boner_Brigade69 @banditomoss yeah, i'd say im pretty good at it! i know im using big words like "disposition" but its okay to admit you just dont understand. see, that word means "a person's inherent qualities of mind and character". now seriously, its not cool to wanna fuck your own mom

@chernobylhooker @Boner_Brigade69 @banditomoss Can u read?