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People are always asking for my secret to getting good work done and my advice is to find a surgeon with a bleached buzz cut

Every day of my life is someone’s fantasy

I love eating ground beef and sweet potatoes every day like a beautiful pure bred German shepherd

I have the highest net worth pussy at Hollywood equinox

Being a women is a job

2026 the year i made it out the upper middle class

I’m D1 at using what God gave me

Making out off a qb at the gun range for Memorial Day

Bare legs on a plane is the freakiest thing i could ever think of

@alivegirl001101 Global vibe rn

@dilettantishhh Yay unpriv

Taking a Miami sabbatical

got a concussion because I put on too much shimmer body oil and kept sliding around the backseat of the Uber Black

Does anybody know if the government is still shut down

@ericpayne__ At the end of the day we all work for Israel

Accidentally said what up playboy to my boss

Woman time

I was explaining Dyson airwrap omakase vibe to a group of transgenders at an alt lit reading ln

“What’s your type” i ran into a guy i used to date walking his vizsla on oriole lane while walking another man’s vizsla