Cherry Pie with a Hat

I'm torn between who I want to be and the part of me that knows I don't really want that at all

@cvndvce Fast all the time. Always

I am the person that judges your windshield wiper speed

@senpaichai Looks like a cummy butthole... Respectfully

7up pound cake, who wants to try some? 🍰

@etherealraccoon I'm just exhausted with the pearl clutching. We're ok with rampant violence and racism, but pop a titty and the world ends

@cherry_hat I agree. Makes me think about switching

sorry, apple said my nudes were too dangerous for you

@RowdyGurlX82 Friendster checking in

Older.

Dearest Trump voting men, Smile more. Also, zoom out your fucking camera. Jfc

Now that I've learned about ozympic have I can't unsee it

@swissmistress @LesPurves Liz phair all the way for me

@LesPurves Suede every day

Is 1993 the most stacked year in album history? If you could keep only ONE of these albums and lose the rest forever — which survives? No ties. No hedging. One pick 👇 #NowSpinning #VinylCommunity #RecordCollector #90sMusic #MusicDebate #Nirvana #WuTangClan #SnoopDogg #SmashingPumpkins #PJHarvey #Björk #LizPhair #Suede #ATribeCalledQuest #DoggyStyle #MidnightMarauders #InUtero #EnterTheWuTang

I'm not convinced we've ever come to terms with the generational trauma that was the inexplicable rise of Pauly Shore

Dude, sex doesn't have to be so weirdly aggressive. Just go to therapy

The dumbest thing I've ever done is (That's how the tweet is supposed to end)

@cvndvce Outstanding

26 v 38 I really went through it after my first divorce 💀

@Raay_of_Sun He's hiding a lot with 2 fingers

Fucking gross predator

@Hells75Belle I'm mad at you?

Throwback to an old thirst picture to make you forget you’re mad at me

@microbeefy What a nice looking little Christmas tree you have there

what am *i* doing? wouldn’t you like to know weather boy!

@cvndvce I think I love that hair clip

Is Twitter zero engagement or did all my people just leave this app?

@GoddessLucie_x 3 STOOGES!!!

I honestly love making trippy goon vids bc im really gonna make you jerk off to the most obscure footage in the background

I'm sorry, Microsoft, but I am not, in fact, over my storage limit. You decided to make my storage OneDrive. This is a problem with you and not me. I'll thank you to kindly refrain from sending harassing emails until you resolve your own issues

@LizLizLiz1976 You're an American hero

Did about 3 retakes and lost a ball at one point lol #thotsnprayers #tinyboobshaveNoemhomehere