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Udah lama ga nulis, siapa tau masih ada yang mau mampir buat baca. Monggo --> bit.ly/Alshaka

@gotrice2024 Is that you, Jack?

This man decided to take a well deserved cruise, while at the port of one of the destinations, he goes sightseeing for a little too long, we all know the cruise ship waits for nobody. So here he is running alongside the dock while a ship is leaving. Luck was on his side that day as the ship leaving wasn’t the one he was on, his ship was still there, I bet he was so embarrassed, how would you feel?

Baca X, semuanya pada “hi grok, hi grok”. Miss the old twitter.

ini gimana cara ngeramein & viralin buruh-buruh perempuan (rerata ibu-ibu) di pabrik pengolahan ikan (sarden kaleng) yg jari-jarinya pada putus

@jenbiverse Its ok, its all true

i want to apologize to all my Indonesian friends for possibly using inappropriate words about the police system in your country. however, i wasn't lying. on saturday (~1am on sunday), i was there for 2 hours. they asked me if i knew the apple id password (yes i knew but it's need to verify my identity from my other apple device, so i couldn't access it, and my lost phone was turned off). they had no other ideas to help me, not even suggesting that i file a police report .. then yesterday (~1am today), i spent another hour and half but no police officers talked to me at all! except for the victim who came to file a report, he tried to translate what i said to other. maybe because police couldn't speak english but i didn't see any eagerness to help me at all😅

sorry to say this but the police in indonesia are really useless. i have been at the police station for an hour, and no officer has come to talk to me. even the police sitting near me are just watching movies calmly .. what the .. hell 😅

Pengen jadi old money tapi so far progress baru old nya doang. Pengen passive income, so far passivenya udah, incomenya udah cuma belum jadi kesatuan aja.

Kalau emang dapat jatahnya, mendingan anak gw ga usah dapat makan siang gratis kalau ujungnya dipermalukan orang dewasa hanya karena mengungkapkan pendapatnya.

Udah dibikin kesel sama 2 orang namanya Erik. Sama-sama TH pula.

@chipmunkzzzzz Hotel ini dulunya bagus banget, masih inget jaman SD lewat sini vibesnya masih hotel mewah. 🥲

Gw termasuk yang ga terkejut sama pemain China yang kmrn rapuh banget, gampang cedera, gampang jatoh. What can i say? They’re made in China.

Daripada naturalisasi malah nambah jumlah warga negara, mending tuker kewarganegaraan. Jadi pemain bola yang mau jadi WNI, tukeran WN aja sama WNI. Dijamin rebutan. 🤝

Happiest moment today is seeing Fergie happily singing Glory United 🥲

Titik tertinggi optimisme gw sebagai pendukung @ManUtd malam ini hanya sebatas tidak kalah telak dari @ManCity.

@hrdbacot Ikutan ah #TaliKasihHRDbacot Mau cari networking atau teman yang into bidang Sustainability, sekalian cari partner mabar buat tenis, hiking or fun running. Go!

Masuk pertengahan Q2 2024 #TaliKasihHRDbacot dibuka malam ini sampai besok silahkan buat yang mau cari teman hobi, mentor satu profesi atau pasangan buat masa depan, drop your profile here! Jangan lupa post selfie terbaik, cantumin juga hobi, pekerjaan, domisili, tujuan ikutan even dan hashtag kindly reminder risk and reward ditanggung sendiri, mincot cuma RTin aja

Hi tweeps, ada yang punya (or kenal) yang punya kontrakan di daerah Bandung Utara kah? Gegerkalong, Ciwaruga, Cigadung dll. Boleh info ya. Terima kasih 🙏🏻

Sananta ini bukannya jelek ya, tapi apa ya bahasanya… Terlalu Liga 1 mainnya.

Seriously asking, petugas imigrasi dan becuk itu ada SOP ga boleh ramah kah? Or at least, senyum?

Salaman sambil ngomong “yaa shibal sekya..ya..”

Tanpa Hokky tetap hoki.

I love you Ernando Martinez ❤️

Doaku selama pertandingan tadi: “Ya Tuhan, aku ga mau bung towel happy..”