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@MensHumor he gained extra time travelling between japan and the us

Probably need to factor that some of these were probably not one woman at a time.

@ssurindr @karaokecomputer he's neurotypical and cringe

@karaokecomputer he's just autistic and overstimulated, take it easy on him

Why is this guy never a normal amount of high

@BLouu they'll eventually sell copies along with gta online currency and people will buy multiple copies

Nigga they gon make $1 billion in the first 24 hours 😂😂

@SO3_Clausewitz @hausofdecline i like the comic but it's not even a picture of drawing blood, they are infusing blood. should've done it with a syringe

I fixed your cartoon for you, @hausofdecline. Less is more.

@realitarianre4m @SO3_Clausewitz @hausofdecline he

@SO3_Clausewitz @hausofdecline Help me edit mine down?

@JaxTeller718 @Kerbabble @Acyn nah democrats too obsessed with decorum, remember when tim walz called republicans "weird" and it got shut down even though it was popular

@Kerbabble @Acyn Sorry, I hadn't brushed up on my playground insults in a while. Maybe I would think if you wanted to insult someone you can at least try. What's next? Repuglycans?

Trump: Dumocrats. They’re dumb. It’s d-u-m. I got rid of the b. So, you’re only changing one letter. E goes and the U comes.

@consequence he's a better man than that

Paul McCartney explains why he doesn't do selfies with fans. "If I meet someone and they're reaching for their phone, I say: 'I'm sorry, I don't do pictures.' And that is radical these days... "It's important to me... the minute I get above myself and start thinking I'm something else... I won't like me. It's very important for me to be sort of just me. "So I will say, 'I don't want to do the photos.' And they will say, 'Why?' And I'll say, 'Well, I'll tell you why.' And I go into this long-winded explanation of down on the south coast of France, Saint-Tropez, there's a guy on the beachfront who's got a monkey, and you pay to have your photo taken with the monkey. 'I really do not want to feel like that monkey. And when I take a picture with you, I do feel like him. I'm not me. I'm suddenly something else.'" (via @restisents) 📸: Mary McCartney

@redrummarts i'm never watching parks and recreation again

Who's this

@LouisaCommie @mertonesque i see

@chests @mertonesque He is the secondary vocalist on the songs with that

okay, another microgenre: "bands where the lead singer is not the most famous one". only other example I can think of is Santana

@rowanfornow aren't they just riffing on the gorilla thing to get someone to ask about "would you suck every cow"

@JustinSadur @BluebriarArts the scale required is infinity, it's literally in the hypothetical

@BluebriarArts Once I saw the actual math worked out I realized it's a crap hypothetical. The scale needed is so much larger than our physical reality in both time and scale that it becomes, for practical purposes, an impossibility, so it has no utility in our reality.

The monkey typewriter thing is such a weird hypothetical to be in denial of. Like the logic is really cut out for you it's actually so simple

@QuantumV3 @BluebriarArts damn there goes my idea of doing it for real with infinite monkeys

@BluebriarArts it would only work with hypothetical monkeys. no monkey is ever going to be infinitely sitting behind a keyboard actually pressing random keys. most they would probably do is type "dghjshjl" and piss on the keyboard

@DonaldClarke63 the idea that his very liberal daughter still talks to him

Just checking. She thinks The Odyssey is a NOVEL? I'm not sure she knows what she is talking about.

@kenklippenstein the real reason people weren't having babies anymore and it's a picture of ben shapiro killing my sex drive

Just incredible. This guy has 7 million subs!

@JellyPickleJ @chairshotsports he doesn't need a tag team division, he just needs an even group of people in the ring who look like they want to mix it up real bad, playa

@chairshotsports Teddy Long without The Undertaker and no decent tag teams division? How will that work? "You got a match against Oba Femi playa holla holla holla" "Tonight you'll face Danhausen and Minihausen in a tag team match holla holla holla"

@GameNChick @chairshotsports but what if there's 4, 6, or 8 people in the ring who look like they want to mix it up real bad

@chairshotsports wont be the same, he cant punish people by going one on one WITH THE UNDERTAKER

@rubykittenlover i'm hearing this game is big with kids, this account knows what it's doing

What the fuck kind of ad is that

@femgirled as to the core question of can i handle extreme boredom for a well paying job, without getting all rules-lawyer about it: no i can't, sleep would be my only salvation

can you not just sleep for these 8 hours and then have ur entire evenings and nights free???

@MonkeyFlorest35 @EldenDryad @justMizuyuki it's the difference between probability 0 and "impossible" infinity coin flips: 1 sequence will be realized: be it heads forever, alternating patterns forever, binary pi, or infinite other exact sequences. every single one is probability 0 but one must occur so all are possible

@EldenDryad @justMizuyuki Yes it fucking does. You don't know what infinity means...

THE LITERAL POINT OF THE ORIGINAL THOUGHT EXPERIMENT THAT THE MONKEYS ARE GUARENTEED TO PRODUCE SHAKESPEARE