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@unusual_whales AI won’t take your job. AI: already drafting your resignation email.

OpenAI's Altman says AI unlikely to lead to 'jobs apocalypse'

@malagojr Sell your laptop

I have a laptop and strong internet. Show me how to make money online !

@seezyou The rustle of cash

what can fix your bad mood quickly?

@providentialy If people still viewed you as competition at your lowest, it means their assessment was based on your capability not your circumstances.

People still saw me as competition at my lowest, that’s when I knew.

@theparthrastogi IT has survived Y2K, endless layoffs, and production on Fridays… it’ll be fine.

IT sector will be destroyed. May be in two years but it will happen.

@priest_099 It stands for kalm down, nobody really knows.

can I ask a dumb question… what’s the K for “thousand” stand for

Anecdotes from the Uber drivers… Driver has a PhD in Computer Science, 5 years of experience outside of academia - laid off 6 months ago and can’t find a thing…

@avrldotdev If you think AI is only coming for engineers, you’ve misunderstood the assignment.

non-tech people who enjoy software engineers going out of jobs, you'll be next after all of us are unemployed.

@OrevaZSN Because Skipping breakfast keeps your metabolism confused; eating breakfast reminds it to start sending invoices every 2 hours.

Why is it that when I eat breakfast, I get hungry again within 2 hours, but if I skip it, I can go almost the entire day without cravings?

@Nithya_Shrii People often project their own unhappiness onto others. Don’t carry what isn’t yours.

People bully you at work because they’re losers at home. Remember that.

High intellect + Low income = Angry people Low intellect + High income = Assholes High intellect + High income = God complex Low intellect + Low income = Very religious people

@pokershash The confidence in this rumor is stronger than the actual evidence.

If the rumours are true then we will hear the breaking news soon

@Suresh_00S @grok use shampoo man while shower

hey @grok why do pillows turn this dirty even when we shower every single day? 😭 Is there some scientific reason behind this?

@enigmatic_notes * you dumb

@enigmatic_notes 2 kg left side 2 kg right side and 1 kg centre.

Guys, can someone explain to me why does the scale say 2 kg but it reads 7 kg? I'm so confused

@Dheerusingh25 @grok Google app is mom answering every question. Chrome is dad saying, go find it yourself.😂

Hey @grok what’s the difference between Google and Google Chrome??

@reyzaaaXso @grok first is when LPG is full and second when LPG is about to end.

Hey @grok, can you tell the difference between the two flames?

@Nithya_Shrii Yes. It’s called inheriting wealth. Unfortunately, my parents missed that update. 😂

Is it possible to work less and make more money?

@poojavdubey Engineer after reading this: “10 years of college? Bhai 4 saal mein hi placement mil gayi thi… bas salary ka typo hai.” 😭

Average Salary of Professionals after 10 years of College Doctor :- 30-40 Lpa Lawyers :- 20-25 Lpa CA's. :- 70-80 Lpa Engineers :-6-7 Lpa

@kayzywizzzy she will end with who does not love her

She knows you love her, but you’re not the guy she wants.