ben’s johnson

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ben’s johnson

@chicagosidiot

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Chicago, IL Katılım Temmuz 2011

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·3d

Just landed back from Punta Cana and the first email I get is from the oral surgeon office saying my insurance won’t cover my implant. That’s gotta be the most American welcome back of all time

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·24 Nis

People aren’t talking enough about the injuries from these scooter

Stavros Halkias@stavvybaby

Heartbreaking Announcement: Special Taping postponed to 7/18 and 7/19 bc I broke my arm 🤠🔫 Very sorry to everyone, I broke my arm at the worst possible time and have to push back the special a few months. All previously purchased tickets will be honored at the rescheduled date. The show in July will still be the special recording. It’s very important to me to do it in Baltimore, at the Lyric. I’m sorry my frail bones have fucked all our lives up temporarily but I hope to see you in July ❤️❤️ for the record it DID NOT look like the picture attached. It was one of those two wheeled scooters you rent and i likely looked dangerous and masculine falling off it

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·19 Nis

One of the worst trends going is the use of “performative”

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·19 Nis

Yea I was just talking to the president

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·19 Nis

@andruyeung Nerds

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Andrew Yeung@andruyeung·16 Nis

Nightlife in nyc is shifting from alcohol-induced socializing to activities that combine connection with intellectual interest. Out: clubbing, drinking games, bars without themes. In: lectures at bars, philosophy clubs, board game nights, reading meetups. Gen Z'ers are paying $40 a ticket to attend these things. Someone is going to build a massive platform aggregating these activities for the next generation.

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·19 Nis

@JakeRammos Greg

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🃏@JakeRammos·18 Nis

Gun pointed at your head, name a rock

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·19 Nis

@JeffNadu Imagine thinking going to a place means you HAVE to be a piece of shit there no matter what I guess it makes sense coming from Nadu who can’t go anywhere without being a little blob of retarded crap

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Jeff Nadu@JeffNadu·18 Nis

Married with kids and going to Vegas is such dirtbag move Some people need to learn how to be married. No surprise this uncultured swine doesn't respect his wife.

Barstool Spring Break@barstoolspringb

“Does your wife have a leash on you” -@danijackel_ to @Return_Of_RB

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·19 Nis

@OhioTate Get a load of this retard

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Ohio’s Tate@OhioTate·19 Nis

48 straight hours of nonstop recording and Mintzy still feels the need to give me the head nod when he’s about to do something epic. Then again, what if I missed this?

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·19 Nis

@foxweather Is the tornado in the room with us right now?

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FOX Weather@foxweather·18 Nis

JUST IN TIME🌪️: Shari and Dwain Short were quick to act when severe weather swept through their town. The Ponca City, Oklahoma couple and their pets ran for shelter seconds before a possible tornado rattled their home.

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·16 Nis

This is a banger y’all are simpletons

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·16 Nis

The Walshington @Commanders announce their new rebrand with @thebiggreenw to reflect on their decades long history of being under construction.

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·16 Nis

@PFTCommenter More like the Walshington Commanders amiright? I mean, the franchise has been under construction for decades so it makes sense

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PFT Commenter@PFTCommenter·16 Nis

I keep looking at the W and the spear and its giving me anxiety. I cant tell if its possible or not. Now imagine being a opponent trying to figure that out. Sun Tzu

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·10 Nis

I’ve honestly never heard of an easier challenge than 10 packs of Oreos in a day, it’s almost harder NOT to do that

George Chomakov@chomakovg

Would you take 100k right now or would you take 5 million but you have to eat 10 Oreo packs (36 oreos in a pack) within 24 hours to get that 5 million? You fail, you walk away with nothing.

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·9 Nis

When “it’s a small world” is actually the worst case Ontario

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·6 Nis

Locked in for a little bit

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·5 Nis

I hope everyone remembers to watch the Charlie Brown Easter classic today youtu.be/CpMHKqGb6sU?si…

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Dale Earnhardt Jr.@DaleJr·2 Nis

The soundtrack for the next console @nascar game is coming together. Got 19 songs currently to get rights to. Feel like we learned a lot from last year to make this group even better. Plus, working on the options to control what you want to hear and what you dont.

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ben’s johnson@chicagosidiot·2 Nis

Everybody keeps saying “we’re going back to the moon” no we’re actually going to the back of the moon

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