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@saintmacklin Between the polyvore posting and her Real Madrid tweets I now have the unprovable yet unshakable belief that she was an OG @_sashayed follower.

Mayors wife was on indie/grunge teenage cutter tumblr YUPPPPP das my sister fr

want to be a chill girl so bad but unfortunately any minor shift in plans turns me into dennis reynolds

@hrrylolz @Variety The tickets are too expensive, but if you go into debt to buy one… that’s your fault.

@Variety Not the contribution being putting people in debt for a $1200 ticket.

#HarryStyles opens up about his struggles while on tour and feeling like he’s "not adding to the world": “Something I’ve often struggled with, in the middle of a tour, is feeling like I’m not sure what I’m giving, not sure what I’m adding to the world. Especially when the reward system and the kind of…adulation that you can receive feels so loud. Like clearly I’m getting so much from this, I’m getting all this energy. People are giving me so much, which I deeply appreciate. But what am I contributing? At times I felt quite existential about that.” (via Runner's World / photo: Laura Jane Coulson) wp.me/pc8uak-1lGYsq

@imuttjx @eathedocument I bring reusable containers and eat out of those because I am not a lazy, wasteful American

@chick_binewski @eathedocument Do you bring glass plates to fucking work you idiot

everyone on my life is on edtwt this is my dinner at work and my coworker said “i could only eat half of those if i ate all of them i’d fall asleep”

@eathedocument and?

@xhiorno @slothsmells Definitely true for a lot of them! But Sweet Pea is more expensive than a lot of niches 😭

@chick_binewski @slothsmells its still not expensive enough to be gatekept but u gotta do what u gotta do

the concept of gatekeeping a fragrance from zara

@xhiorno @slothsmells Lush perfume is expensive!

@slothsmells ive gatekept from lush b4 yall just not real haters

@Hollyjeeny @netflix It’s sad, the way misogyny has rotted your brain to the point that you can’t help critiquing them by insulting women.

@netflix The opening scene to this trailer, ‘who are you talking to?’ - expertly demonstrated the feminine energy of the ‘Manosphere’

Louis Theroux: Inside The Manosphere premieres March 11. In his first Netflix feature-length documentary, Louis travels to Miami, New York, and Marbella to meet a network of influencers and content creators at the heart of the Manosphere.

@polanskydj I wouldn’t be surprised. At least one doctor has been caught committing hot shot homicides in BC.

Here's a question along the lines of Socrates' point about doctors making the best poisoners: if you were basically a serial killer and you signed up as a MAID provider, what controls would be in place to detect and stop you?

@AdamsOrArdor The typo in the first sentence does not set your whining up for success.

@temuchainz can we as a culture move past every menu having a citrusy crudo

me & my chef friends have a list of things we would ban from the menu if we had our own restaurant: •hot honey •nduja •olive oil desserts •truffle •"aioli" •wagyu

@kitsbane They used to have a tuna sandwich! This is a realistic possibility!

i was gonna say tim hortons should do a collab for heated rivalry next season but i think if they did a tuna melt it would destroy everybody's insides

@reveniemus @addievervale there is simply no way the dr insurance co’s lawyer would agree to that!!!

@addievervale some lawyer must hate themselves and decided to work on a holiday weekend

highkey makes no sense that mel has a deposition at 3pm on saturday 4th july 2026

@matthewivan77 I once did this to Ewan MacGregor. Oops.

just was standing next to Will Arnett waiting for his takeout at this restaurant and the hostess said what’s the last name on the order? he quietly said “.. Arnett.” and she said and first name? all boisterously he just stared and flatly said “Will.” lmao

@jonathanmb32 @dcharchuk It played before The Bone Temple for me, along with that dogshit-looking Bergatze movie. It was jarring.

@dcharchuk I actually never even saw the trailer play before any movies, which considering how often I go to the theater is kinda nuts.

That "Chris Pratt is on trial with an AI judge" movie opens in five days and I feel like I've heard less than zero buzz around it.

@isaacfeldberg @capybaroness You know she didn’t write it, right?

@capybaroness I feared this as soon as I started reading the early preview press and sensing her backing away from the Savile parallels empireonline.com/movies/news/28…

perhaps the biggest letdown for me: the neutering of the jimmies. this cannot have been the plan when they shot the last movie

@ae_sapphics @jaykeing and?

@jaykeing The way the "least watched episode" is crucial to the plot bc it's them in the last couple minutes of ep 5 that directly influences Ilya to go the cottage with Shane.

id be sick too if i thought i was too good for a role and my episode ended up being the least cared about and watched

is the movie bad? is the movie good? no baby it's tenet❤️

@fikezweig are we surprised? 5 seconds of listening to this man speak and you’ll know he is medically stupid

baby ur 30 calling women bitches 🤣🤣