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the mr beast beef jerky is people

telling my driving instructor that the numberplates are giving me signs to drive into oncoming traffic

my life is awesome

some of these local bands are straight noise pollution bro

watching eternal sunshine of the spotless mind at 6am didn’t even try to have a good day

i need 5 boyfriends i’m done with being single it’s time to be plural

have to participate in an easter egg hunt against an 8 year old tomorrow while i’m actively being ghosted. i’m setting myself on fire we celebrating this shit pagan style

wdym you’re pulling out? are you mad at me

snail in my ear telling me to lick his armpit

@gl0ryb0x1 biting shoulders too🔥🔥 can i get a real

@chickpeaaaaaa get this woman a True

tongues in ears are sooooo back

@gl0ryb0x1 REAL SHIT

steel ball run anime is so fucking peak it's not even funny

nvidia make my game look like shit please

@gl0ryb0x1 i’m going to get banned for my previous comment

what do any of these things have in common

when i see dat “4+ new messages”

IS THIS THING ON

fine shyt just coughed in my face 3 times in his sleep so i put on one hour of silence with occasional screaming in another tab and left