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The US is considering a new law that would make it impossible to use a phone without giving up your identity. The FCC proposal would only give cell service to people who give their ID and other personal info to phone companies.

The High-T Department of War.

date idea we makeout in bed for 3 hours

what's your pokemon type?

boobs so big for what?

I refuse to be outsmarted by a 23-year-old using keyboard shortcuts. I asked a junior analyst to pull the annual turnover data. He did it in 4 seconds. I asked him how he bypassed the manual data entry protocol. He said he just used a VLOOKUP on a spreadsheet he made. I told him that using hidden formulas to obscure his workflow creates an environment of deceit. He asked if I was mad that he saved us three hours of busywork. I explained that efficiency is only valuable when it's transparent to leadership. I noted "relies on digital witchcraft to avoid hard work" in his file. Then I uninstalled Excel from his machine. He can use an abacus until he learns humility.

found my new tiktok husband 😍 like oui oui baguette

Researchers built a soft floating robot for indoor interaction. It uses helium and flapping fins instead of propellers. The result is quiet, lightweight, and safe to touch. It can follow people, give reminders, and act as a study buddy. Published at ACM DIS 2026.

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