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@MemoryMedieval 300 E

Can you name the location of this medieval cathedral?

If there’s more than one (1) woman at the gym ur not gettin on that hip abduction machine bro

@mahmoudkhalel Get out of my fucking country

A New York City councilwoman is publicly fantasizing about killing me, and somehow I'm the threat..

Indian man finally acquires bobs and vagene and doesn’t know what to do with it. Like a dog chasing a car.

@olgakhazan “They” also advise to give the child a STD vaccine 13 min after birth lmao

They tell you like 3 million times while you're pregnant + right after you've given birth not to co-sleep

@ltarsenal Too bad he sucks

Apart from Declan Rice I don’t think there’s a player with the mentality of Gyokores in our squad.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Nick Fuentes altercation footage surfaces after woman approached his door following doxxing of his address.

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

Public school teachers when a 7-year-old white boy won’t stop fidgeting his leg during the mandatory two hour silent desk reading of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s “We Should All Be Feminists”

This is awesome. Swing the bat pussy

@11point7 announcers are cucks lmao

Good ol' fashioned Ivy League catcher truck stick yesterday 🔥 Disappointed no one from Brown got a retaliation lick in, but understandable as they are busy competing for an Ivy League title.

A NYC toddler will slit your throat and shove a grenade in your mouth and it’s bitch mother will look you right in the face like it’s your fault

@NBCSportsSoccer “strike”

JOÃO PALHINHA'S STRIKE GIVES SPURS THEIR FIRST PL WIN OF 2026. 👀 With four games remaining, can they escape the drop?

@Simon_Ingari zero ball knowledge lmao

If you are laid off and HR gives you a document to sign in exchange for a few weeks’ pay, put that pen down.

@Dare_Ekitiman @FabrizioRomano Gay

@FabrizioRomano UEFA absolutely got this one right. Football has no room for homophobic abuse talent does not excuse discrimination. A strong punishment like this sends the right message: respect is not optional, and hateful language has consequences. My opinion is valid!

🚨 OFFICIAL: Gianluca Prestianni has been given a 6 games ban by UEFA, partly suspensional for ‘homophobic insults’.

@RawFutbolTruth @FabrizioRomano Gay

@FabrizioRomano Nice one... thanks to the organizers of UEFA. No room for Homophobic insults

Not one Israeli soldier is worthy of US tax dollars ahead of an American bison.

@SenSanders you are Jewish

I had a rash on my testicles.I went to see a woman doctor, and she was holding my testicles. She said, You’ve got to stop Masturbating." I said why? She said because I'm trying to examine you.

You can travel to Italy, but you’ll never be an Italian. You can travel to France but you’ll never be a Frenchman. You can live in Germany but you’ll never be a German. You can pack your bags and live the rest of your life in China or Japan, but you’ll never be Chinese or Japanese. Yet you can come from any one of those countries to the United States of America, and you can still be an American – so long as you work hard, you play by the rules, you make your contributions, wait your turn, pledge allegiance to the flag, and obtain your citizenship.