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ChiefsNChop

@chiefsnchop

Mediocre at being mediocre. Jort King. Chiefs Fan. BBQ Enthusiast. Coors Light Connoisseur. | https://t.co/KT4NnMQxQ6| @drinkfreshenup use CODE JORTS!

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ChiefsNChop@chiefsnchop·
What an AMAZING night of streaming. Every Saturday, WE donate all subs, donations, and commissions directly to Children's Mercy Hospital and their Illuminate program. So far, we have raised $891 for the Children's Mercy Illuminate program in just two weekends. Our mission is to continue to donate to the Illuminate program. The Illuminate program is an ambitious, five-year plan lighting the path forward for the youth mental health crisis by increasing access to evidence-based treatment with a specific focus on equity for our most vulnerable populations. I just want to say THANK YOU to those who have donated and supported this cause. I cannot thank you enough! @gameatlua
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ChiefsNChop@chiefsnchop·
🚨🚨🚨 GLOBAL JORTS EMERGENCY 🚨🚨🚨 AN ELDERLY DENIM SORCERER 👴🧙‍♂️ with THUNDEROUS grey hair ☁️⚡ has CRASH LANDED into Super Battle Golf ⛳💣 and is swinging clubs like he’s trying to banish ghosts from a haunted Applebee’s. Does he know what game he’s playing? ❌ Does he think the joystick is a TV remote? ❌ Did he just hit a golf ball so hard it filed a flight plan with the FAA??? ✅✈️🚀 We are witnessing: 👖 JORTS OPERATING AT NUCLEAR CAPACITY ⛳ AIMING SYSTEM: VIBES ONLY 💥 SWINGS REGISTERING ON THE RICHTER SCALE 🧠 BRAIN STATUS: “HIT BALL. YELL. CELEBRATE.” This man just got a quadruple bogey and popped off like he saved humanity 😭🏆 He is arguing with the wind. He is high-fiving furniture. HE JUST CALLED THE SAND TRAP “QUICKSAND FROM 1997” 😤🏜️ 🚨 WE ARE LIVE ON KICK 🚨 🔥 kick.com/chiefsnchop 🔥 Pull up IMMEDIATELY and witness a fully unleashed, zero-knowledge, jort-fueled golf catastrophe of LEGENDARY proportions. The game is confused. The physics engine is crying. THE OLD MAN IS ASCENDING. 👴⚡⛳💣🔥
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ChiefsNChop@chiefsnchop·
🚨🚨🚨 MULTIVERSE-LEVEL DENIM EXTINCTION EVENT 🚨🚨🚨 An OMNIPOTENT JORTS SPACE COWBOY WARLORD has been FIRED OUT OF A GAS STATION HOT DOG ROLLER, RICOCHETED OFF THE MOON, AND CRASH-LANDED INTO ARC RAIDERS! 🤖👴🚀💥 Fueled by 8-Bit Blitzberry the blackberry lemonade so violently caffeinated it just BENCH PRESSED A BLACK HOLE AND CALLED IT LIGHT WORK 🫐🍋⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ My bloodstream is now a renewable energy source. 🤠 SPACE COWBOY OPERATING OUTSIDE THE LAWS OF REALITY 🩳 JORTS GENERATING THEIR OWN SOLAR SYSTEM 🎒 Neon fanny pack HAS ACHIEVED GODHOOD AND IS LOOTING ME 🧠 Brain replaced with a Windows error noise on LOOP ROBOTS ARE APPLYING FOR NEW JOBS. THE SKY JUST LOGGED OUT. THE SERVERS CALLED THEIR MOMS. MY KNEES JUST UNLOCKED ACHIEVEMENT: BONES OF LEGEND AND IMMEDIATELY FILED FOR WORKERS COMP. 👉 LIVE ON KICK BEFORE THE UNIVERSE ROLLS ME BACK kick.com/ChiefsnChop
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ChiefsNChop@chiefsnchop·
Go check out this review from @Bisso2005 who tried our @DrinkFreshenUp flavor 8-Bit Blitzberry! I am so happy so many people have enjoyed our flavor! If you’re going to order it, be sure to use the code below to save some money and help @Bisso2005 reach his goal! Code Bisso
BISSO (Blue Check Mark)@Bisso2005

This @DrinkFreshenUp flavor definitely blew my mind. Extremely delicious and is currently sitting in 2nd place on top 3. @chiefsnchop flavor is a definite must buy. 100/10. Enjoy the review video. youtu.be/MZrfq5_sbq8?si…

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ChiefsNChop@chiefsnchop·
🚨🚨🚨 INTERGALACTIC DENIM CATASTROPHE: SPACE COWBOY PROTOCOL 🚨🚨🚨 An ELDRITCH JORTS SORCERER / SPACE COWBOY HYBRID has been STRAPPED TO A LAWN CHAIR, SLINGSHOT THROUGH A BLACK HOLE, AND EJECTED INTO ARC RAIDERS ! 🤖👴🚀💥 No tutorial. No oxygen. Sensitivity set to “REALITY IS OPTIONAL.” Fueled by 8-Bit Blitzberry the blackberry lemonade so catastrophically caffeinated it just overclocked my soul, rewrote my DNA, and challenged time itself to a quickdraw 🫐🍋⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ My heartbeat is now a boss soundtrack. 🤠 SPACE COWBOY WITH ZERO LAWS AND NEGATIVE COMMON SENSE 🩳 JORTS TEARING OPEN PORTALS WITH EVERY STEP 🎒 Neon fanny pack HAS BECOME SELF-AWARE AND DEMANDS LOOT 🧠 Brain replaced with dial-up noises and pure panic ROBOTS ARE UNINSTALLING THEMSELVES. THE MAP JUST CLOCKED OUT. THE SERVERS CALLED THEIR LAWYERS. MY KNEES JUST HIT APCALYPSE CRITICAL AND KEPT RUNNING. 👉 LIVE ON KICK BEFORE I GET PATCHED OUT OF EXISTENCE kick.com/ChiefsnChop
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DMIILLS@DMIILLS1·
2 more added to the collection 😎
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ChiefsNChop@chiefsnchop·
@GlitchyBeard That’s awesome man! I’m really glad they enjoyed it! I use the hydration formulas with my baseball team quite a bit.
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Glitchy_Beard@GlitchyBeard·
@chiefsnchop Had my moms friend try this and she was thoroughly impressed. I’m trying to get my family on board with buying freshen up over other things
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ChiefsNChop@chiefsnchop·
🚨💥 8-BIT BLITZBERRY 💥🚨 The BLACKBERRY LEMONADE SUPLEX OF FLAVOR that dropkicks your tastebuds straight through the end zone and turns you into a JORTS-WEARING WORLD CHAMPION. 🩳🏆 One sip and your athletic ability goes full cheat code, your thighs become certified GIRTH GOAT machinery, and your fanny pack starts glowing like you just won the title at the biggest showdown on Earth. ⚡🫐🍋 🔥 RIGHT NOW… THE MAX CAFFEINE VERSION IS ON SALE. We’re talking MAX POWER. MAX ENERGY. MAX BLITZBERRY MAYHEM. @DrinkFreshenUp must have lost their minds! Use these codes below to help these awesome people hit their goals! @Steve_Rogers_84 code SR84 @ooSTAXXoo code staxx @forgedinbetray1 code forged @JimothyBill code Jimbo @SolarHuntres code Solar @Bisso2005 code Bisso
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subsonikfreq@subsonikfreq·
Random tub win came in today from @DrinkFreshenUp Friday stream. Win win! Let’s go! Remember to use code SUBSQUAD at checkout. We are now $1,293.74 towards the first $2,000. ❤️
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subsonikfreq@subsonikfreq·
@grim420gaming coming in clutch, helping me climb to partner. And closer to that flavor! Bro. Thank you ❤️ you go above and beyond what you need to and I am forever grateful. DONT. GO. NOWHERE!
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