Chiemekalum
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Chiemekalum
@chiemekaclemss
We ain't the same so I won't tweet like you!!||■The love of Barcelona is the beginning of wisdon||■Ajakija Must Survive!

You cannot even name 20 songs where Nigerian female musicians featured each other.





My babe is now my mum’s WhatsApp dp…





april dump but texts with your siblings:


Niggas no fit comprehend male and female friendship 😂 “you suppose dey chop this girl” nigga shut the fuck up 😂






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I’ve never in my lifetime stutter when speaking with anyone born of a woman. The moment I spoke with my wife, the way I stammered ehn! Deep down I knew it. How can a woman have this much effect on me just by approaching her.






Not having stable electricity means that your water supply would be epileptic and so you wouldn’t be able to take showers with your partner because you’re managing water. This means that you’d have nobody to help you wash your back and your back will be dirty. This might cause friction in the bedroom when your partner is kissing your back and they taste dirt. Get your PVC, we have to vote this party out so your relationship can be saved.






