Master Blaster👨‍🚒.

LIFE’S FUNDAMENTALS KNOW WHAT YOU WANT KNOW WHY YOU WANT IT WORK HARD WORK SMART GIVE UNCONDITIONALLY LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY FIND YOUR PURPOSE LIVE YOUR PURPOSE

@dzovani3 @ZimLingo Saka you discussed nothing

@ZimLingo We did, agreed to have 2 kids. First akauya a boy, 2nd twin girls. We then faced some challenges, separated for 3 months and wen we reconciled welcome back sex produced another set of twins. No she is pregnant with the 6th apa we have been married for 10 years only

Do couples actually sit down and discuss family planning right after they get married? My wife and I never did. 😀

@Mr_PeterM Amorim been cooking silently

The impossible trinity: you can only choose 2.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf did this generation drink

@NalaThokozane @kae_gea Slowly becoming like Sir Wicknell

Mysol is spending money like MaMkhize.😱 Paying an extra R50K cash to an artist to sing a song you like is insane 😳 Wow.

@DesignerGuyZw Ko uya akapiwa imba wani

I would resign if I were Phatisani. Who in their right mind would return a 2025 Fortuner worth $80,000 when their salary is $500? That’s 160 months (13 years) of untouched salary

@Cde_begar Kwedu tese begar

@chihosho_ Saka kuMalloti kwako

🚨|WATCH| Theo Tungwarara son of Paul Tungwarara, President Emmerson Mnangagwa’s top investment advisor living larger than a king in Zimbabwe while ordinary Zimbabweans can barely afford bus fare, Watch as the boy lands on a farm in a helicopter—just another casual ride for him. He never wears the same pair of sneakers twice in a month. His leftovers would be a lifetime of luxury for most. This is the reality, a tiny elite soaring above millions who are crushed into nothing. Corruption hasn't just widened the gap, it has turned the poor into shadows while the corrupt grow fatter every single day, feasting on what should feed a nation. The suffering masses shrink smaller and smaller, while a privileged few burn money just to remind them how small they've become.

A rare pic of guerillas in 1978 fighting for Tungwarara’s daughter 😒

@wicknellchivayo @CMukungunugwa For the first time Thank you sir

HONOURING THE GLAMOUR BOYS...⚽️🏟️ The weekend fixture between DEMBARE and MAKIPEKEPE was nothing short of sporting EXCELLENCE at play, and I extend my congratulations to CAPS United for your victory. Football is about COMPETITION and celebrating the BEAUTY of the game !!! HOWEVER, what genuinely SURPRISED me during the match was the level of RIDICULE, and UNNECESSARY MOCKERY directed towards my promise to Dynamos if they WON the match against CAPS UNITED, which I made during my interview on Capitalk FM last week. A PASSIONATE Dynamos supporter had requested that in the event DEMBARE wins, I should buy the club a BRAND-NEW BUS. Whilst the result unfortunately did not go their way, I APPRECIATED the overwhelming love shown by the Dynamos supporters. More importantly, most of close relatives and friends are passionate Dynamos supporters, and for me this matter goes beyond football. DYNAMOS is a HOUSEHOLD NAME and part of Zimbabwe’s football history. It is NEXT BEST THING to be formed in 1963, after ZANU PF. I therefore REFUSE to reduce myself into someone who only stands by his word when circumstances are FAVOURABLE. Accordingly, I say a BIG CONGRATULATIONS to the GLAMOUR BOYS !!! I will STILL proceed with purchasing a BRAND-NEW 65 seater BUS for Dynamos Football Club. In addition, I will also give the players USD$50,000 for trying hard as motivation and encouragement despite the defeat. Please note that this is NOT sponsorship of any sort, but just APPRECIATION to supporters who demonstrated and displayed genuine love by filling up stadium. The Club Management can IMMEDIATELY contact my Lawyer MR SIKHUMBUZO MPOFU and deliver the bus registration details. I must say it's actually SURPRISING how outside Zimbabwe, the "BIG" name “CHIVAYO” is received with RESPECT and treated to RED CARPET receptions. As the saying goes, “a PROPHET is not without HONOUR, EXCEPT in his own HOMETOWN. Unfortunately, some people struggle to celebrate one of their own simply because he is successful or WEALTHY. None of that will ever change who I am or the values I stand for. PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME !!! Football must UNITE US and inspire healthy competition rather than hatred and division. At the end of the day, this was never about proving a point to anyone. It was about HONOURING my word and appreciating GENUINE supporters who showed me overwhelming love and respect. #The_Glamour_Boys #Dynamos_FC #Mukuru_We_Mazuva #Dembare_Bhora

@SirTitusVeTech @Tommy_Le_Roi The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed. 💀💀

@loiceMututuvar1 Yahya

Love this for you🔥❤️ ngl.link/loicemututuvar1

Congratulations to business mogul Mysol who got himself a built from scratch customised Rolls Royce partnered with Brabus.

@RealKoenaza You can’t be built like this and be loyal

What is one thing you hate about pretty women in a relationship?

@magumbo_wacho Lol asi iya iya easy easy pakudya

The I way struggle kudya nyama yekuchicken inn ka😫🙌🏾 munoigona sei?

Nope

@Lexmurungu How was he operating this firearm

Pa Bindura apo HeYiiii. Black horse Security yakutozviona se Wagner group kkkk 😅 Security inosunga dzimwe Security. Watch the video, heyi apo heyiii 🤣

@anjietida Haiwawo

I’m so happy for the 50 women in the whole world that cum from penetrative sex tbh

We are sleeping on Zimbabwe's 400m and 4x400 boys...i give them a year to get the experience and are coming in hot. Trust me.

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There is a challenge where ladies will be clapping their hands sooo on Tik Tok haaa they never miss