Chikamobi

I will hit $1m.

Check around, you'll find your spec here.

@kingposhi @GoatFunded @goat_funded @EdwardXLreal @Paul__GFT @igweGFT @HafeezGFT @astucefx @tradewithola @Haruna_gft @FortuneMMXM Congratulations, chief

Payout approved trading with @GoatFunded is giving me peace of mind. Anything you do in this life don't give up I was losing back to back for 7 good year before this

@MrBeast Okay

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@RuthieofBuj1 Typical Nigerian thing. As long as it won't happen in my city, I'm good and there's no need to address it. It can happen in Abuja, just wait. If they can't block you by themselves, they will use nails and stuff. Just wait till it goes everywhere and to everyone.

This can never happen in Abuja sha Go stand for those wide roads make person clear you with him motor

@Zlatan_Ibile Bonjour, Zlatan

I need a French teacher for home lessons. The salary should not exceed 5 million per month.

@BlueWolf_09 @jomur4 I'm a United fan, but fair point. I gat you.

@jomur4 Yeah they’re definitely not united who visit once ever 7-8 years and have finished below their rival for 13 years in a row and go 3 weeks without playing football due to how shit they are

Man City have 32, THIRTY TWO appearances at the new Wembley in the last 15 years with potentially two more coming up. That’s more than any of the 92 clubs in the English Football system right now You know how crazy that is? Tickets that cost hundreds of pounds almost twice a year and that’s the average. Last few years they’ve played like 3-4 times a season. Fans of clubs who go once every decade chatting shit in comments, imagine my shock 😂

@ManUtd This is Manchester United

BIG. THREE. POINTS! ✅🔥

@Jidda_Jnr @onu_slim Taking partials is a thing, you know. He could take 50k profit and still ride the rest.

@onu_slim Go all in or go home. No matter how hurt he looked, he would have been more pissed if he cash out and later the market boom. Missed opportunity always hurt more than lost funds

I met a guy in 2021 during the bull run. He was up $180,000 from a $3,500 investment. All from random altcoins, meme coins, and a few lucky early entries. Every day, he refreshed his portfolio like it was oxygen. I asked him one simple question “Why not take profit?” He laughed. Said, “This is just the beginning. I’m going to $1M”. Weeks passed. The market dipped slightly. He held. It dipped more. He bought more…. with borrowed money. Then came the crash. Portfolio: $180,000 to $12,000. He didn’t panic. He just…..stared. No emotion…. like a beaten chicken under the rain. Just a blank, tired look. Like his brain couldn’t process what just happened. Months later, I saw him again. He had no chart or any “next big thing” momentum Just one sentence: Slim, this life eh na pawpaw As much as it hurts eh, I couldn’t help it but to laugh.

Healthy eating starts with not drinking sachet water.

@de_Luca31 @ma_nuel007_ @Return_born Followed you. You can dm now

@chikamobi @ma_nuel007_ @Return_born I’ll dm you

The number of middlemen in this outlier P is funny, man Got an offer of 1k naira per hour Do you know how much dilution has to occur for 15$/hr job to get to <1$/hr

@de_Luca31 @ma_nuel007_ @Return_born I can actually do it. I have evidence and all.

@ma_nuel007_ @Return_born He can do it?

We may have witnessed the last generation to birth 3 to 6 kids. Now it's 1 or 2.

Home. Youtube songs. Lyrics. Coldplay and other beauties. I sang my heart out, an experience everyone should have at least once in a month.

@the_beardedsina We paid for 2 legs o, chief

RE: BADDY'S FIRST SURGERY It's good I clarify due to speculations about Public spending Many were earlier clarified in Oct 2025, I'll reiterate them. NB- Not a naira went to I or Wizarab, All funds were to the Hospital, agent & Baddy chats are attached for transparency

@Kene_Nnewi W, Onwa

Sometime last year...i raised a point in supporting the abolishing of iri-ekpe (taking your brother's properties when he die without having a son) in my umunna (kindred)...It didn't scale through....I had to wait for elections of umunna to come...I contested for chairman and lost with 3 votes....then i was made the vice chairman unopposed....The opportunity to put an end to that taking over of a man's properties because he didn't have a son now lies in my own hand.... February 8th 2026 being umunna meeting... chairman travelled to China for business meetings and handed full authority to me to be proceeding on affairs of the meeting...I did what I have to do....I used just one meeting to put an end to that trash.....The only way you can inherit your brother's properties in my umunna currently is if he died without having a child at all and the wife die after and leaving no one else that's when you can now enter..... We will keep rising!!!!

@theProcessXCII @saitamaarc It is true.

@saitamaarc A couple of people still maintain it’s true. Maybe the level of effort is different idk

Outlier fairs.

@balogunramon2 @cartermillz @egi_nupe 5k gets me 21 units bro

@cartermillz @egi_nupe 24hrs light in cotonou, you will pay with your anus bro. Nigerians will complain they charge them the real amount. 5k cfa is 32 units(#15,500). 5k naira light is 100 units plus.

I think the real question is: Can you afford to experience 24hours light for 1 week?

@UnkleAyo How did you feel learning about the US-Israel-Iran war? What's your thoughts on it?

This response will address you in parts - the remaining is a reactionary comment to some replies I've read since I got back. My family members and partner were under strict warning not to "give me any gist". I made it clear that it was a line they shouldn't cross. My use of Internet was strictly academic and work. Of what importance would "news" play for me? "Real ones know that you were online with a burner". I mean, I installed my apps since morning and been catching up through tags, search queries and mentions. So of course, I'd see posts from yesterday, last week or 2 months ago. So, I will decide to hiatus for 3 months, then be lurking silently with burner? 😂 deceiving who? We're both age mates but look at my "presumed" life outputs - do you think we're the same? Go and play with sand, Chief.

I just had cocoa drink for the first time in my life, bro this shit is bitter as hell.

Humans are not inventing new poses.