Creatine Enthusiast

Creatine is the 8th wonder of the world

What if the aliens are antisemites?

@possibly_don @G2League Lmfao

@G2League @chilisstan

Faker is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

@portillosstan This is what the deep state fears

Throwing up at the function male performatively

In the previous life I would have been a knight and they would have called me Sir Luis the Uncut

If you think mackelmore is a new artist, I laugh at you.

@JosieStratman I'd watch an adult swim esque animated show about Mamdani and Silwa just doing random shit / adventures

Me after walking down the street to the coffee shop (it's the best part of my day):

Trump treats his admin chiefs like they are members of his frat. ‘This one is Dumbo. We call him that because he has huge ears.’

On God, i hate that he’s genuinely hilarious

America is hellbound because the true faith (Catholicism) has always been in the minority, and heretical Protestant sects have been the majority Protestantism is a slippery slope leading downhill to anarchy. You get to make up your own personal Jesus that is convenient to you That is beginning to change, thank God

Imagine being chased by the KGB down this street.

Golf is for cigarette smokers Disc golf is for weed smokers

@mrberkanxk1 You're stupid creatine does increase muscle mass and strength also i noticed better Cognitive ability and more energy so shut up whore.

Here’s the latest mapping of the Scientology building based off all the runs

Lemme know when Texas government contractors have to sign a loyalty oath the Qatar

Shipping and geopolitics are fragile. Therefore I propose we create shipping straits for every eventuality. This would be so safe. No way they can block them all!

@portillosstan In a theoretical world where ww3 or something similar happens and the US becomes unsafe, it's likely that Europe and Canada would also fall with it so the practical options would either be Argentina or New Zealand as places that would be relatively safe

@chilisstan Why would you want to move to Argentina

I’m calling it now he’s gonna sell it to Israelis since the Israelis are realizing that their State is failing and that’s why they’ve been moving in droves to Argentina and doing deed theft in Mexico and NYC

I followed a billionaire to the bathroom What he did in the handicapped stall SHOCKED ME He kept flushing the toilet Over and over I could hear it from my hiding spot under the urinal He flushed at least 15 times Maybe 20 What in the world is going on in there? I peeked over the top of the stall Unfortunately, his pants were still on Was he even using the toilet? He was unloading stacks of hundred dollar bills into the toilet At least $50,000 every time he flushed "What are you doing??" I blurted out. Surprised, he turned towards me He explained to me that this was a way for him to hide his money from the IRS He flushes the cash before tax season, then has his team retrieve it later The secret trick? He owns and manages the county's sewer systems He's basically getting paid to store his cash, all while saving on taxes! Billionaires operate on another level Then he sent me an invoice for $25,000 for the free tax advice, payable via cashed flushed down any county sewer-connected toilet