Juggs Mathis

Black Man. I love you. 💕💕

There is no worse feeling in the world than a sneeze that won’t come out.

Social awareness gets the juices flowing.

Only way to get close enough to the Most High.

I will seductively walk up to my man, grab his hands and pull them around my waist. Reach up and slowly caress the back of his neck as I gently pull his face closer to mine and whisper in his ear “ you forgot to take the trash out ol water jug head ass boy.” 🥰

Hundreds lined up as early as 5am for Seattle’s Houston TX Hot Chicken’s (@hhc) grand opening. A $1,000 spice challenge had people trying to finish 3 tenders… not everyone made it 🥵👀

fck therapy I just need someone to swing first so l can let It all out

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

I could be in a wonderful relationship with a wonderful man who treats me amazing… but now he’s my ex cuz he got drunk & cheated… does that stop me from saying he was fucking amazing during our relationship? Lol. No. And this is why i think yall are kinda dumb.

Chuck Norris went and beat deaths ass and is now on vacation. 😢🙏🏽

We used to have fun in this country…. No internet.

No Merk. 🤭

English Lit

Funny. Mine does. After I wash his entire body in the shower.

Realest tweet in a long time in this app

I am not a street nigga. I was born in the projects on accident. I always wanted to move. It was dangerous and smelled like piss.

More like Kevin Hurt

Lazy af

It was 8 PM on a Friday, and my partner was dead asleep on the living room sofa, still in his work clothes. I was on FaceTime with a friend who was getting ready for a massive night out. She asked what my weekend plans were, and I flipped the camera to show him resting. She sighed, doing her makeup. “Girl, doesn't it bother you? You’re young, it's Friday, and you're just watching a man sleep. You deserve the princess treatment. If he really wanted to take you out and show you off, he would.” I looked at him. I looked at the dark circles under his eyes and the laptop still open on the coffee table. What my friend didn’t see was that earlier that week, he had quietly taken over two of my biggest bills so I could afford to take a lower-paying job that I actually loved. He had been pulling 14-hour days for months, absorbing all the financial pressure so I could finally breathe. I didn’t argue with her. I just calmly said, “He is giving me the soft life. The soft life is me waking up without panic because he goes to war every single day. I’m not going to punish him for returning from that war exhausted.” The line got quiet. I told her to have fun, hung up, and draped a blanket over him. The internet has completely warped our idea of what love looks like. It has convinced women that "princess treatment" means endless aesthetic dates, constant entertainment, and a partner who operates with infinite energy. But a man cannot simultaneously be in the trenches securing your absolute safety, and have the carefree energy of a guy with zero responsibilities. I realized that night: The ultimate luxury isn't a man who takes you out to be seen. It’s a man who makes your life so incredibly secure that fiercely protecting his rest becomes your biggest priority.

@handsumquis Got 2 of dem thangs

Wait, who else has a cat?? Lemme see

That ain’t no damn Jim Carrey