Rach

I was loving teaching my coworkers youth slang right up until I got a meeting invite called "spill the tea, sis!!' for 3:30 on a Thursday

sorry for freaking out i didn't get my 12 hours of alone time today

me as a friend

Just beat a bunch of 12 year olds at basketball at the community center (I was trying my absolute hardest) and suddenly my depression is gone

shout out to the women in the hot dog eating contest who ate 2 dogs in 5 minutes… no competitive streak no urgency just taking the stage for a light lunch

when 4 people start texting me at once i start wanting to die is that normal

I cannot over estimate the impact Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks had on my personality

I hate karaoke exclusively because one time I chose the song "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz and for some reason it was a version that had like 2 mins of scatting in the middle. Let me tell you I can barely sing and no one wanted to hear this girl scoo bah da ba deep-ing for that long.

Sharing my screen at work and accidentally outing that I was listening to Morgan Wallen I think I have to resign

i have to go on a walk about this

@hmittyy Maybe he just wants to run around a bit. Maybe he just wants to wear a cute little skirt and run around a bit and then get a beer after. That's not a crime

@hmittyy All foods with salsa are burritos

The rebranding of "pleather" to "vegan leather" must be studied. Simply marvelous

@hmittyy Blocked

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Lebron got his bag and you know what, I got dunked on this week. We can't all win

Was in Paris on Friday night and a handsome French man was flirting with me and I asked him what his name was and he said (very Frenchly) “Ah you will be disappointed” and I thought what a silly thing to say and then he said “it is Kevin” and you know what? I was disappointed.