chill fartman

shoving an empty toilet paper tube between my ass cheeks and shitting through it

@ladyhaleth_x ok

how i flirt

bronco bama

you’re telling me Al Gore invented this rhythm

shoving my entire phone up my ass

can finally come back down from heaven, shout out to da playas

fuck I chipped my tooth eating your mother’s pussy again!

Can’t wait for the 4 second video titled “Nick Mullen On 1931 movies” uploaded by James Whale Bake Sale in 2028

Saturday TV Cumhouse

@Suckling1984 this is a reminder for u to change your diaper

REMINDER: 👏ASEXUALS👏CAN👏STILL👏HAVE👏SEXUAL👏DESIRES👏AND👏HAVE👏SEX👏AND👏STILL👏BE👏ASEXUAL👏

I’m actually the greatest poster in history

When they ask what I did during the five-year gap in my work history

@BYUsupersoaker 👏 stop 👏 stealing 👏 fat 👏 valour 👏

ordered a slice of apple pie at the comedy show tonight and when i was done the waiter said “another round?” and i sat there and thought about it genuinely for a minute until he goes “girl im kidding” i -

rubbing poop on my balls to end a wonderful evening

why is there cum leaking from both my ears

A lady who makes fun of your penis, calls it small, etc

@finalsnaps no i havent

did you guys see the movie or

@AwesomeFish48 inside her trading

I am friends with lesbians and we all participate in insider trading

@dante_eats i farted and some shit leaked out

the tweets i’ve deleted are better than everything you’ll ever post

Me on all new music

My new headshots came in