john wayne

Feeling very inquisitive about the lifespan of this bug in front of me, really wish it could talk.

Looking to get a satellite phone, open to recommendations if you have experience.

@CoorsClub This aged incredibly well #beer #over

@chiltondrinker My sources say HAMMER IT

@CoorsClub is the over a lock tonight?

The fact that some dude woke up and said “from now on the entirely of earth will stop their motorized vehicles when a light is red” still baffles me.

Airport beers are truly freeing to a man’s soul

“She was wearing her feet last night” You mean barefoot?

Once you’re done fiddling with jet pack joyride could u grab me a cup of water

I wanna work with animals but the language barrier is pretty tough to get around

Restaurants without beer really piss me off

@bigenchillada Disappointing you aren’t in austin right now. Went down to that watering hole known as deep eddy last evening. Liam’s fox hole is holding up nice

@emmmawillliams I hate tomatoes

Lunchtime thoughts: one of my fatal flaws is being too stubborn to admit I don't like tomatoes. So I force myself to eat them every time, grimacing with each bite. I don't think I'll ever stop.

@bigenchillada Pretty easy man, just give it a pull and she’ll start right up. From there it’s all ambition and intuition

Tryna be in the 30 under 30 and watch my 30 for 30 by 30

At monster jam right now. Gotta say my faith in humanity has been restored

Not gon let tomorrow’s obligations ruin tonight’s opportunities

“He’s from the dirty Q” “Albuquerque?”

Is Tennessee long or wide?

I’ll tell you what, this cat at the continental club, lord have mercy he can SING. and he just brought out an accordion!