Chimp Lover

This is just every Penn state Sammy kid that lives in lower manhattan/hoboken

@KBP9a91 @foulbeast11 loves him

The dumbf*cks in Maine are about to elect a Nazi ex-marine mercenary and pave the way for open explicit Nazism in the Republican party. I hate it here

Tiger woods is innocent

This could be used for Kristi Noem btw

@BarstoolBigCat @_diff_erent_

Extremely rough start to the day

@TMZ Bitch

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Sherrone Moore body cam shows the ex-Michigan coach crying during his arrest.

@DFOChicago Give me back my liver

CBP AK9 Elvis alerted to a traveler's bag, uncovering 22+ kg of undeclared prohibited items including meats, ginger with soil, and monkey liver. Traveler received a verbal warning & paid duty on tobacco. Always declare! #CBP #AgricultureProtection #K9Unit

@_diff_erent_ Searching up my old tweets on your lunch break? #rentfree

@chimp_lover Bros been keeping track of mcdonalds prices😂😂😂😂😂 #BigBac

Hate McDonald’s. Everything that’s wrong with the world today is perfectly representative of them. Lower your prices #boycott

@TDsTake Jumping into the job market

Former Penn State QB and current Cincinnati Bengals QB Sean Clifford watches his younger brother, WR Liam Clifford, lead off broad jump testing at PSU Pro Day. Liam’s best jump went 9-3.

@seantgreen Wonder how much the Korean guy whose name is getting replaced lost.

@SuppressedNws1 Account based in North Africa

Everyone needs to know the extent of what the U.S did. An unarmed Iranian ship invited to a joint Indian naval exercise paraded its sailors before the president alongside other participants, including the U.S. At the last minute, the U.S. withdrew from the exercise and torpedoed the Iranian vessel, then reportedly refused to rescue the survivors, leaving the Sri Lankan Navy to recover bodies from the water.

@PopCrave My goat

Wendy’s US President posts new video amid burger battle with McDonald’s & Burger King.

@BillAckman @Scaramucci @realDonaldTrump

@Scaramucci Time for you to start supporting President @realDonaldTrump!

Khamenei gone. IRGC commanders eliminated. Iranians in the streets. Wall St will open Monday trying to price something it has no model for — regime collapse. It’s a civilizational inflection point, more than regime change. Praying the Iranian people finally get their freedom. 🇮🇷

@PFTCommenter 10/10

-The Ayatollah

@JasonsPropz When Jeff Nadu speaks, we listen

@MurrayHillGuy1 Unc is pushing 30 and talking about happiest hour

Murray Hill Guy’s Friday routine: Wake up, coffee & pre workout, heavy chest day Scroll through twitter/ig/use AI to do work Text girls I don’t like, none answer back Troll some liberals online Text the bros: “What’s the move?” Gym part 2, arms & cardio Go to 3 bars in the West Village, Delta Charlie > Spaniard > Happiest hour… black out Try to fall in love at 2:43am, shoot off the most retarded black out texts Halal cart Life is good Bed

TRUMP: I’m sorry Zohran, but we can’t make exceptions for illegal immigration. MAMDANI: *shows picture* TRUMP: She can stay.

@Hunter_Weiss Perfectly executed and clean form imo

lmaoooooo all time clip right here