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humanzee

@chimp_mode

120th generation Trojan war survivor

Michigan Katılım Nisan 2023
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humanzee@chimp_mode·
I hate that part at the dentist where they have to touch your penis
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The air quality index is higher than my credit score
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.@realDonaldTrump Canada is threatening to close the strait of Hormuz, we must obliterate them immediately.
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Redditor dyed their dog for pride month
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As a kid, if I complained about chores, my father would say "Beats diggin ditches" Now that I'm a licenced excivator operator... Fuck you dad, dishes suck.
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@onlyyeading If i picked her up and she smelled good, id ask for a refund
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Imagine it's 1000bc and you head down to the market to pick up the slave girl you ordered and she smells bad. Insane. Now you have this smelly bitch to take care of.
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@syphistine I guess they just get to send endless smoke at us every summer now and they seemingly do nothing to stop it from happening. Nuke canada
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@S0N_OF_S0L They really forgot to attach the gigachad here
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@fentanylblwdart At this point the company has more employees in India than in the US (almost double). IBM died long ago and the name is now being piloted by foreigners Weekend at Bernie’s style. Really sad to see how it’s ending after the run they had
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@thomass100p Thomas her feet are visible in some of the pics on there, are you sure about this statement?
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Thomas@thomass100p·
@chimp_mode After spending 2 minutes on her instagram I’ve decided that I hate her and all foids who like her
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@Duke96226737 They simply slapped a mic and speaker on this and called it “AI” so they can charge 100x the price
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@bronzeagepony I hate this dogshit book with a passion, my high school english teacher was fully convinced this was the peak of literature
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My pet chihuahua died and i flushed it down the toilet like a fish
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