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humanzee
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humanzee
@chimp_mode
120th generation Trojan war survivor
Michigan Katılım Nisan 2023
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i would be a japanese macaque bc they have a strict social order, they have a diet of sweet potatoes, theyre dripped out in a fur coat, they have thumbs, & i dont like snouts so i’d have to be a primate anyways.
i also think they understand luxuriation and relaxation
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@pilateswife Something tells me he messed up the eyes but otherwise fantastic work
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Washing down my bag of Gorilla Chow biscuits in the morning with a nice bottle of Horse Dextrose in order to go sit at my 9-5 office job 5 days a week
serotoninskeptic@5HTskeptic
Never buying regular sugar again. 500mL bottle of fucking horse dextrose from Tractor Supply. Never crashing again or being carb-depleted. I am the #boss. Injecting half a horse dose rn and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.
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my top 5 presidents (i will not elaborate further)
1. james k polk
2. george washington
3. abraham lincoln
4. richard nixon
5. andrew jackson
sgb@sadgirlyboss
*no one* me: ok but if you overlook some stuff, andrew jackson was a very good president
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@epanouissementt The princess bridge being on here automatically makes it a good list
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@karn2192 @CarsonTalkMoney oge.gov/web/OGE.nsf/Of…
Just stop talking, its directly from the OGE’s site
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