James Lewis

@Jonny_Specs You can see two arseholes if you buy Oasis tickets

@GreenPartyMolly Is that the Elon Musk who immigrated to the USA who somehow has an opinion on UK politics?

I reported Elon Musk for inciting violence in the UK I don't expect it to be followed up but it felt rather good Why don't you do the same?

365 is also good.

I'm a bit late to the party but Von Dutch is a fucking tune and a half.

@amanbhogal @Keir_Starmer Stupid Cunt

Proudly wearing my 🇬🇧 🇮🇳 badge Feeling rather "far-right" to be honest... After all, that's what Sir @Keir_Starmer labels everyone who's concerned about illegal immigration, mass migration, open borders, sectarianism, machete madness, identity politics, failed multiculturalism. God bless our United Kingdom and India. 🇬🇧🇮🇳👌

@Lambrini_Girls I could not love a band more than I love you right now.

@JohnnySynnical The effect on the festival has been minimal. You should definitely come. Lots of bands that I'd consider more metal than punk playing.

@chimpiemunki Being a Metalhead, I see Punks as a huge part of our music family. You lot are awesome and hopefully get to join you at Rebellion next year! I’m pissed off that those thugs ruined your weekend, but am proud you stood up to the fascist scum. Wish I could buy you some beers 🍻

Punks cleaning up the far right mess #Blackpool #rebellionfestival

Nazis chose the wrong day to come to #Blacpool Chased off by punks.

@Andrew_Heaton My maths says that you can trust him half as much as Fred West

Fred West had four daughters, what’s your point?

@Conservatives Back to the good old days when cars, petrol and insurance were free. Oh wait, that never actually happened.

Labour in power means they would be free to make us all pay for driving. Don’t hand Labour a blank cheque.

@sendvictorious I must be in a different echo chamber to you. I'm seeing almost constant posts about Gaza from musicians I follow.

This is the best news I've heard in years

@Birmingham_81 @wideawakeldn I've seen them a few times and they've grown on me. I do have a few videos which I will upload to youtube sometime this century.

The Itch at London's @wideawakeldn festival yesterday. My tip for the top

@louishuglin @squeezyjohn Second one is better

@squeezyjohn I love both. Second one gets to the music quicker so guess that's the one?!

I've just found a copy of that Rishi Sunak video in the rain with enhanced sound ... #ThingsCanOnlyGetWetter #GeneralElection #PintSizedLoser

@jonburkeUK @SpyAnti68132 I can prove that 100% of shopping trips are made by middle aged men but admittedly I'd have to use a sample size of one person.

If 90% of all trips to the shops in Hackney are made by public transport, on foot, and by bike, and - as you have claimed - the only people shopping by public transport, on foot, and by bike Hackney are middle-aged men with no dependents, then 90% of all trips to the shops in Hackney must be made my middle aged men with no dependents. Right? Obviously that’s untrue to the point of ridiculousness, but it’s your argument not mine.

90%+ of all shopping trips in Hackney are made on foot, by public transport, or by bike. You're going to have to try much, much harder to discredit the huge success of a rat-run free Broadway Market.

@EveryCountry Angela Carter isn't marked as dead.

Over the last few years, I've been compiling a list of UK celebs and what private school they attended. If you've not seen it yet, prepare to be blown away. privateschoolmafia.com

@PopCrave That's how I plan my holidays.

Dua Lipa tells Dish Podcast that she plans her vacations around food: “Everything is based around food. I think about the trip, and then I think about the food and I start putting it in the diary so I can book the places to eat food. And my whole day revolves around food, and then whatever else in between.”

@starttrack_com Fat Dog - Running seems appropriate.

@danwootton Your picture makes him look like the hero from an action movie

Four more years of the divisive and hate-filled Sadiq Khan. London will continue its rapid decline. Many folk, including me, won’t be here by the next election. Why stay for no go zones, exploding crime, anarchists running riot on the streets, a war on cars and dying nightlight.