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You can tell a lot of women are deeply ashamed of themselves for not being a virgin. No wonder it's considered the highest virtue amongst women.

your girl hearing the playstation beep 30 secs after the argument

"She won't cheat on you if you make her happy, give her peace & comfort all the time."

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

i slept on the floor, he didnt touch me x.com/Timmyofdelta/s…

This was the exact moment England lost the game to Argentina 😭 Messi gave us another generational meme.

When you tell your paternal uncle "Do you know who I am?"

Your village people after you drive GLE to the village

Bellingham: It's coming home. Messi: Okaaay, okaaay, okaaay.

Le pied droit de Ronaldo a marqué 976 buts. Le pied droit de Messi a envoyé l'Argentine à la finale de la Coupe du monde. Le pied droit de Messi > le pied droit de Ronaldo. Faits 🐐

“Nothing happened between us”

“It wasn’t me, it was the devil”

*Mensagem ignorada enviada há 5 horas* *Story postado há 2 minutos* Eu:

This meme will serve us well next season

Messi has no idea what he has done for football twitter x.com/Timmyofdelta/s…

“You’re like a sister to me”

« Ne t'inquiètes pas, c'est juste un ami » x.com/Timmyofdelta/s…

I have reached the point as a Messi fan where I don't even give a fuck about Ballon d'Or. We are way beyond that at this point.

@maiguida_ma Tu compliques déjà un peu hein. Une personne drôle sait produire, sciemment, du rire et de l'humour autour d'elle. Ce n'est pas très subjectif hein.

Déjà qui dit qu’une personne est drôle ?? L’intelligence c’est facile à dire mais l’humour est tellement subjectif. On peut pas rire de tout avec tout le monde

If you separate Messi's career in two halves, you have the two best players of all time.