Jacob (happy) 🥱

Her: so what’s ur kink? Me: oh I love when people talk about Microsoft Office Her: oh, word? Me: babe not now we’re in a restaurant

Call me an Okazaki Fragment cuz I am lagging 🐌🥱😴

Some of our favorite campus views as album covers:

Recruitment week starts tonight!!! Come out and meet some of our brothers. 💜❤️

KING

@rebeccaelainem 🐸

This is embarrassing, 2020 probably isn't a top 100 worst year ever.

look at him. absolutely lost in the sauce

Patrick: are you Squidward? fire hydrant: Patrick: that's okay, take your time

jesus could care less about covid there’s 0 cases in heaven his birthday party is happening regardless

Ho, ho, ho 😱

Really disrespecting my mom with this one 😔

@lyricshitposts @downbadpatrol

Seen anything good on TV lately?