Chintan Mishra

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Chintan Mishra

@chintumyboy

Tennis, Cricket, Coffee, Books & Netflix | Lawyer I HR Pro |Active since Apr 2020

INDIA Katılım Haziran 2012

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·23 Haz

Hey guys, don't get pissed when your parents ask you to explain how to use new gadgets. They taught us how to use the spoon !!!

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·6d

The strongest people I know are kind. Weak idiots mistake cruelty for power.

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·6 May

@anvixox 😂

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Anvi🍒@anvixox·6 May

me after a minor inconvenience

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·5 May

@anvixox 😅

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Anvi🍒@anvixox·5 May

Girls have only 5 problems : 1. Periods 2. I don't have clothes 3. No one understands me 4. Mood swings for no reasons 5. Overthinking

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·5 May

@anvixox 😂

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Anvi🍒@anvixox·5 May

what am i supposed to do with 30 million friends?

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Would you rather have 30 million dollars or 30 million loyal friends??

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·4 May

@anvixox 😆

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Anvi🍒@anvixox·4 May

*waiting for my brain to access the file on why I just walked into this room*

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·4 May

Bumrah ko nazar lag gai hai. The most lethal weapon needs a kaala dora sometimes. #Bumrah #LSGvsMI @mipaltan

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·4 May

@sevynxox @anvixox Well attraction at 20 is genetics, attraction at 50 is legit attraction.

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Sevyn@sevynxox·4 May

Aging is actually such a privilege

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·3 May

My fitness tracker: "You’ve been inactive for 3 hours" Me: "And I’ll be inactive for 3 more. Mind your business."

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·3 May

My phone battery and my social battery have the same energy: 1% and asking “should I just shut down?”

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·2 May

AI can write poetry, code, apps, edit videos, and yet it can’t tell me why my Wi-Fi network drop while I’m in the bathroom

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·2 May

@anvixox Totally !

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Anvi🍒@anvixox·2 May

the biggest downgrade in history

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·1 May

@MannyQkiya Agreed !

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Mansi@MannyQkiya·1 May

You literally have to get good at not being emotional and just continuing..

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·1 May

Me on Twitter since couple of days!

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·1 May

@anvixox

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Anvi🍒@anvixox·1 May

what if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·1 May

@anvixox

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Anvi🍒@anvixox·1 May

I can’t stand talking without stickers; I feel like I don’t express myself well

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·1 May

@anvixox 😂

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Omg?

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·30 Nis

@anvixox 🤞

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Anvi🍒@anvixox·30 Nis

NO BAD DAYS IN MAY 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿 You will end April with a BIG WIN 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·30 Nis

Okay this is cool — the handle I admire most just followed me back. Happy day on Twitter!

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·30 Nis

@anvixox I agree. Sean started it, Daniel reinvented it, but Pierce Brosnan perfected Bond. Best till date.

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Anvi🍒@anvixox·30 Nis

I've always thought Bond should be an older man. Like 40s. Men in their 20s just aren't suave in the way Bond should be.

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Odds of Jacob Elordi to be the next James Bond fall to 20% — a recent low

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Chintan Mishra@chintumyboy·30 Nis

@anvixox 🤣

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Anvi🍒@anvixox·30 Nis

when you’re washing the dishes and the water hits the spoon

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@anvixox @mipaltan @sevynxox @MannyQkiya @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano