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@GummyPupp @Rattfood @Vaalrein_Hyena u ever had shower sex? that shit is so dry 😭

@Rattfood @chip_sauce @Vaalrein_Hyena I mean may if it was in the shower?

Straight people don't realize how lucky they are to be able to just have spontaneous sex without prep time like omgggg

@velvetyfawn @BeefyBullAD we should totally go to universal together omg

@BeefyBullAD fun fact, my favorite movie of all time 💖

see something you want? 💞

@velvetyfawn we should make you go out and almost get caught >:]

@chip_sauce i’m too paranoid to get caught 😵‍💫

am i cooked?

@Rattfood @Vaalrein_Hyena OHHHHHH. yeah ive only done it once and i didnt even end up getting it on LOL but for any anal id recommend it

@chip_sauce @Vaalrein_Hyena Im talking like...enemas and stretching your bootyhole

@Rattfood @Vaalrein_Hyena whenever im about to get freaky with ANYONE i shower shave and put on a body lotion right before i do not wanna smell my own BO others is alr i just dont like mine 😭

@Vaalrein_Hyena No we really should prep. Straight people are fucking straight up muddy ass

@Peppers_Booty hope you get better soon <3

I can’t believe that i’m sick again :(

@Rattfood How boys with brown eyes stare at you when you say good evening

I love when boys with brown eyes look at you and they look all dumb and naive because their eyes are just big, dark, shiny buttons. I love dark eyes.

@velvetyfawn YES

are you looking at my tail? >_< 💖

@sig_serg i love hypermile people with honda insights modded for that 90mpg 😭

Final 6hr leg home from FWA. Screw it. Hypermile time. 🤔 Let's see if I can beat my B58TU record. Total FWA trip avg is 22mpg @ 1250mi. 70 mile average so far is 31+ mpg. 🤤

@Rattfood black mold mentality

Degenerate is a word that I can reclaim idgaf what anyone says it feels good to call myself that. If youre not into thriving in filth and contamination you wouldnt get it.

@Rattfood alright im gonna have my quick carry lysol if we meet at a con

@chip_sauce WAY WORSE.

@t1000polyalloy you’ll never guess who i commissioned to make it

The banner… i recognized the art Im truly am cooked

@Rattfood rent lowering fart cloud

Dude we're going through New Jersey on our way back home and the smell in the air literally made me start gagging like what the hell. Its really that bad

im cutting my hair rn with scissors and a comb and it lowkey is turning out better than my barber has ever done. im never paying $30 (25 plus tip) for a uneven combover and fade again 😭

@Rattfood @t1000polyalloy Woah mama, they trapped me in a furry con

@t1000polyalloy I guess act more like an Elvis Impersonator?

Ok so I’m considering doing a Johnny Bravo cosplay at the next furcon Only problem is that I’m not sure if it might come off as creepy or weird since the character is okay requires over the top flirtation I just don’t want to be a creep, the point is to be funny as shit

@FoxInAFoz yeah the only option is to basically replace the whole drive train with something better if you wanna daily it.

as much as I love this thing I highkey really want something that isn't just a crusty late 90s budget family car

@Peppers_Booty YEAHHHHHHHH

Cheeky plane pics v2 ;3

@SyrupPuppy i passed out before i could read the rest of the tweet

5'3, 180 lbs, how we feelin' chat?