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#WeNeedDiverseBooks because one set of experiences is NEVER enough.

@ESYudkowsky You know, my nephew just graduated from Bob Jones University in something technical. Eschatology, or something like that. I'm sure he can whip something up in an afternoon.

Twitter seems like a pretty simple app. Does it really need more than 10 engineers to maintain?

@ActorPeterNew Best wishes to ya, Peter. May you never run out of acting roles, voice roles, places to show off your writing, or socks.

@bitesizedewalt You have been a great person, Cecil, and a great dad to your kids. See you on the other side.

@Hrokrinn @elfsternberg @omahas I am @Chip_Unicorn@vulpine.club

@elfsternberg @omahas @chip_uni So, I wasn't joking about wondering where in case twitter implodes. Anyway, I'll go first: @hrokr@hachyderm.io

Mods are asleep. Post ponies!

@biggustiggus @BoozyBadger I don't think the question is "how do you poop with a straight leg brace on?" I suspect that part will work out, whether or not you want it to... I think the question is "How do you poop INTO A TOILET with a straight leg brace on?"

@SueDeer2 @biggustiggus Step one: Make him even bigger. Step two: Stand on one leg. Step three: Hop. If one hop isn't enough to get him back to your county again, repeat (especially step one.)

@passermine But I'm a CUTE monstrum incarnate!

@GracieSnek You have been a good snek. We will find each other again, Gracie.

At #TamsonHouseArtsFest you'll find Zoom sessions w/ authors @SarahPinsker & @JaneLindskold -- talk anything from writing to gardening, music to guinea pigs. One Hour Zoom Chat w/ Author Jane Lindskold app.galabid.com/harrisdelintre… #maryannharris #charlesdelint #harrisdelintrecovery

Let me know when the Official Monster Raving Loony Party has won all 435 seats and 6 delegates of Congress, all the governorships (especially including the ones not being contested this year), and the Plaid House (which is much more awesome than any white house.)

@MAGAWoodworker Teachers, police, and border agents cost money. The IRS is how the government collects money to pay for more teachers, more police, and more border agents.

Yeah the left really is this stupid.

@kikutowne Here's the selection: bate.ox.ac.uk/woodwind-instr…

@kikutowne Yes, yes, yes! Talk with the folk at the Bate Collection ( bate.ox.ac.uk ) whether they can bring something for Lizzo to play on!

I voted. There were almost 60 choices on my ballot. California, I love democracy, but if we need to answer this many questions, maybe we should have elections more often?

@kikutowne I think that you being seen would inspire future animators and directors, but I'm an old, white male.

@fozmeadows Hey, Incitatus was a GREAT member of the opposition party. No matter what was brought before him, he voted "neigh".

@TheoWerewolf What I've heard is that he's changing the algorithm to de-emphasize everyone without blue checks.

@chip_uni Uhm, the $8/mo wasn't a mandatory membership fee for all users, Chip. Unless you were expecting to get a blue check, which you probably couldn't get (seriously read the requirements), this literally does not affect you.

According to what Elon said a week ago, Monday is the day his changes to Twitter were due. I am not paying the $8 per month. So, if I don't see you... thank you for twelve years of knowledge, laughter, and good times. See you elsewhere on the Internet!