Chip Gray
113 posts
Absolutely massive announcement coming from SMB Law Group tomorrow... 🫣
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Give me your best bachelor party trip recommendations for @Blain_Crain.
Must include:
-Beach
-golf
-nightlife
-casino
I’m the best man and can’t screw this up
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For Active Duty/Vets. Husqvarna sent me a stack of chainsaws to give away since a bear stole mine & Internet went wild. I’m adding a 4 day/3 nt stay to one of my Smoky Mtn cabins. Indoor Pool or Insane Views. To enter (100% free, no purchase necessary):
1) Follow @BowTiedBroke
2) Comment on THIS post with literally anything (tag friends = extra luck with the dartboard later 👀) Contest runs exactly 48 hours —-> closes Thanksgiving Day at 6:15 PM EST.
3) You DO NOT have to be a vet, but the prize must go to a vet or active duty service member. Upon announcing this giveaway I had many people comment, "My husband is a vet and doesn't have X, my dad is a vet, my son is active duty, etc". That is fine. The final winner must designate the vet/active duty member and that person MUST be present for the vacation cabin stay.
At close, Grok (or a random comment picker app if Grok has a meltdown) will instantly pick 20 random commenters with accounts older than 3 months. Then, I put those 20 names on a dartboard, film one throw, and THAT person wins everything.
No bots, no BS, fully transparent. The 20 random are chosen, I post here and the dart decides destiny. 🎯
Sorry international followers (not that I have that many) U.S. followers only for this one. Cabin is in Tennessee, chainsaws are heavy, and bears don’t do passports.
Let’s go! Drop a reply and let’s see who the Chainsaw stealing bear chooses.
HusqvarnaUSA@HusqvarnaUSA
We are the preferred chainsaw brand for bears.
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Well, if I put my conspiracy hat on. ESPN did just launch that fancy new app for $29.99 a month. So I’m guessing they’re trying to get people to get that app. So they gave YouTube an unfair price to keep their product on their streaming service. If a deal is worked out, I’m assuming you two will just jack their price up. So in the end we either consumer will just suffer.
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How the fuck does this keep happening?!? Figure it out @espn and @YouTubeTV. Get your asses to the negotiation table before I decide to skullfuck everyone
YouTube TV@YouTubeTV
Members, when we renew our contracts with network partners, we advocate for fair pricing to offer you the best TV experience. Our contract with Disney has reached its renewal date, and we'll not agree to terms that disadvantage our members while benefiting Disney’s TV products.
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I’ll tell you why. It’s because I finally pulled the trigger on a whole home generator this summer.
zerohedge@zerohedge
Where Are All The Hurricanes? zerohedge.com/weather/where-…
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@ScooterMagruder It makes a lot of sense. He wouldn’t even have to move that far.
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Who do you want as the next head coach at Florida?
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@SMBJackieHirsch @Sam_Rosati I couldn’t help myself. Hope you’re well.
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You’d be SO surprised how a TINY BIT of communication with investors goes such a long way to building trust.
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I’m sorry but I fail to see why this is our problem.
Lindsey Graham@LindseyGrahamSC
Prime Minister Netanyahu is spot on. The Iranian Regime is founded on hate and intolerance. The ayatollah and his remaining henchman are religious Nazis and enemies of mankind. If Iran doesn’t heed President Trump’s advice, the U.S. should be all-in to help Israel finish the job.
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GWOT veteran here. I wonder if Bill would sign his kids up to fight in this war?
Bill Ackman@BillAckman
The parade was great. Our military is incredible. And now @Israel needs our help to destroy Iran’s nuclear threat to the world. Israel’s military and air force have sufficiently degraded Iran’s defenses such that this is now the lowest-risk, highest-probability moment to take out Iran’s nuclear capability, a grave threat to us all. We should not let this opportunity pass, but Israel does not have the equipment and armaments to complete the job. We do, and it does not require boots on the ground. The war Israel has been fighting has been on behalf of all of us. Let’s help them finish the job.
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Florida is just unraveling.
Refs are absolutely not calling this game evenly, but you’ve gotta control the controllables. And Florida just isn’t doing that.
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