soap, fast, and loud 🎱🩸

Everything about this is absolutely heartbreaking. It's honestly hard to even find words. I strongly urge everyone to help in any way you can #CeasfireNOW change.org/p/sign-and-sha…

>Movie titled “I love Boosters” >Directed by a guy named “Boots Riley” Me, illiterate as fuck: “What a narcissist”

blocking people freely but getting confused when people have me blocked #hypocrite

reup of my magnum opus

cinephile imposter syndrome until you talk to normal people about films

Baby that’s clockwork orange

It's genuinely heartbreaking seeing how cynical and miserable everyone is now.

faking my own death and at the funeral rising up out of the coffin onto a platform where i perform a 2 hour dj set

this rly is how I feel about spongebob

Using my grandma like a skateboard

Running over people on the sidewalk and yelling Booyah! every time i hit someone

told the mall santa i want his soft hands on my body for christmas and he started attacking me with a switchblade

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Sexy Hamburglar!

Opening Twitter genuinely hurts more than smoking a cigarette

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

It’s interesting how Gen Z considers you problematic if you enjoy “problematic media” but the one exception to this rule is South Park

threatening suicide after losing in hide and seek

explaining fall out boy to Americans: so imagine a burger

i wanna get high on friendtanyl.

Ghouls and Goblins are NOT ALLOWED AT MY BRUNCH BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

funny you say that because starts throwing up pitch black liquid uninterruptedly for twenty minutes.