Chirp Hard MN

@minnychirpshs is going to shit, new fuckers in the house #fuckminnychirps

Let’s modernize this great tweet by @MNHockeyStar That time of year when the North hates the Metro and the Metro hates Private schools and Everyone hates Gentry.

But congrats to all the hometown kids from gentry, Fuck the rest of those dirt bags on that team. Dodge County is my champion.

Great find by @gunnar_harris18 how the fuck do these dirtbags play class A? Fuck you @GentryStars bunch of scumbags

@GentryStars fuck you, bunch of scumbags.

JUST IN: Gentry Academy State Championship photo. Wow! Too bad it’s A! #dirtbag

Just found the Gentry Academy @GentryStars roster picture.

All I can say is fuck Gentry go back to tier one you dirtbags.

JUST IN: Gentry Stars new J’s for tomorrow’s big game. But holy fuck is Nick Sajevic sister hot. @nicksajevic

@GentryStars if Connor Brown turns the puck over one more time, I’m walking down there to bench him myself. You pay too much money to be losing to these hicks.

Holy fuck is the EGF goalie on meth? You fucking suck loser get out of the net.

All I can say is, holy fuck Alex Timmons sucks.

I’m back it’s tourney time baby. All I can say is thank god Edina isn’t in the tourney #fuckedina

Why has @trey_ausmus girl been banging my line so much like damn wtf shawty

Joe Palodichuk hits his gf per private sources #nosimpseptember

Coach Bombay only was coaching the Ducks because he got a DUI from drinking too much Bombay. What a beauty.

@minnychirpshs @biondi_blake7 @matthew_gleason Stfu you clowns go ride Gleason’s dick some more

Who wins in a fight Matt gleason or Blake biondi? @biondi_blake7 @matthew_gleason #realmrhockey.com

@JasonMerritt33 @MNHockeyStar Holy shit bud shut the fuck up you fucking little bitch it a fake account pussy

@MNHockeyStar You’re an awful person - your jokes aren’t funny. Lee is actually a pretty good guy. You seem like a jealous has been - East never recruits? Never recruited? Ok super star - you’re the best ever. And nope - didn’t play at the level you played - I just have more integrity

I trained Lee Smith on how to use Zoom and FaceTime today so he doesn’t lose all of his prime recruiting time this offseason. Eden Prairie is going to be fully reloaded for the 2020-2021! Smith has been working on his Russian for almost a year so expect atleast 1 Russian recruit.

BREAKING NEWS: inside info! Just got the word Jake Saver of ssp just committed to the U congrats jake! Just kidding April fools, fuck you dusters go play in 3hl #youstink

Good classic snap by Will Burgen, I guess this kid just wants some spare puss? This kid couldn’t even stop a beach ball if it was coming at him this year @BurgenWill

@BrandonR1610 Brandon Reynolds of SSP loves to play with his poop maybe that’s why SSP smells so bad #poop #yousmell