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Congress explaining that they can’t survive on $174,000 a year, but citizens only need $45k.

Awesome

..and here it is.

“Tonight, at my direction, brave American forces and the Armed Forces of Nigeria flawlessly executed a meticulously planned and very complex mission to eliminate the most active terrorist in the world from the battlefield. Abu-Bilal al-Minuki, second in command of ISIS…” - President Trump

Multiple sources say the Titans have chosen Ramon Foster to replace Dave McGinnis as color analyst on Titans Radio. ⬇️ paulkuharsky.com/news/ramon-fos…

Awesome!

JUST A RIDICULOUS SHOT 😧

Touchdowns allowed by each defense over the last 5 seasons.

An entire movie about a Chinese guy trying to learn people in Congo how to build a road but they keep failing by either being too lazy or stealing from the work site Highly reccomended

"Nathan MacKinnon is a complete lunatic in a good way.. The whole team has been doing this swimming for a few years now.. They do it to clear the lactic acid out of their legs" @6ErikJohnson #PMSLive

🚨 NOW — PRESIDENT TRUMP WITH THE EPIC MOMENT: "Curt Cignetti. Where is Curt Cignetti?!" CIGNETTI: Right here! 🤣 TRUMP: *Pulls him close* "Curt Cignetti has turned out to be the coach of the LAST DECADE! He took a team, nobody knew him or the team — he took this team all the way." "People betted against you ALL THE WAY." "He took over after a 3 and 9 season, and set a tone few people have seen in the HISTORY of college football." "In 2023...he said, I KNOW HOW TO WIN." "I like this guy!" "Just 2 years later, he brought home the national championship." 🔥

Perfect

Why is this text from the hotel butler in Mexico the funniest thing ever

Marvelous!!!

Crazy to think how much flack Tom Cruise got for this interview where he talked about overprescription and the harmful side effects of medications, and here we are 25 years later and 33% of white women are on SSRIs in the US.

Gotta be the logo going forward

Draymond Green learning he has 43 games with more turnovers than field goals in the playoffs, tied with Kendrick Perkins for the most since 2003…but at least he's not Charles Barkley in a Rockets uniform

Take whatever wife slapper Dana White has to say about men’s mental health, ignore it, then listen to what an actual man like Macho Man Randy Savage says regarding handling male emotions

My dad retired at 61. Union pension. House paid off years ago. Medicare coming soon. Social Security locked in. At dinner he told me people my age just need to “budget better.” I make $74k a year. My rent is $2,050. I’ve got maybe $3,500 saved after bills. I just nodded and passed the potatoes. But what I wanted to say was: Your retirement existed because companies still offered pensions. Your Social Security works because my generation keeps paying into it. Your home doubled in value while mine feels permanently out of reach. You didn’t crack some secret code. You were born into an economy that hadn’t pulled the ladder up yet.