chloe the lady

“It’s been a long ass week” -Me, on a Monday

Jobs I wanted as child: doctor, marine biologist, astronaut Jobs I want now: cartoon collector

RIP to all the opportunities I missed because I was too…. Poor

wagmi starting to sound like we ain't gonna make it

Imagine how many scammer bots they got there omg

the people who were "in it for the art" have been real quiet about their nft purchases lately

if you're feeling stressed about your finances just turn the ETH charts upside down. see! all better!

“IT’s OnLy A mArKeT CoRrEcTiOn” Thank you Kyle! I’m sure my landlord will excuse me from rent now that we have this knowledge

@Bored_Babes So did nickleback

Imagine Dragons bought ETH at 4800 😭😭

he’s a 10 but has the same name as your dad

chad.eth, brad.eth and scott.eth getting ready to shill their newest PFP collections at ApeFest 2022

@Bored_Babes Please @reegannotraygan

who's tryna build a lounge for all the female led web3 companies in decentraland??

He’s a 4 but has a @MyBFF bracelet

if web3 jobs paid hourly we'd all be millionaires

He’s a 10 but has green texts

An NFT a day keeps the doctor away Except for my therapist

If people were honest about web3 vs web2 pics :

Dudes will be like “it’s not the right timing for a relationship” and then buy a 20K NFT at ETHs 52-week high