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@chloeferb

literally just sitting here

always in your heart (she/her) Katılım Şubat 2009
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chloe@chloeferb·
Venmo me @ Chloe-Ferber thanks in advance
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chloe@chloeferb·
I feel like if I don’t go soon it’ll just keep happening to me
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chloe@chloeferb·
Literally why is everyone talking about surfing Betty’s on the tl there opened one near my house and I feel like there’s an influencer conspiracy afoot
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chloe@chloeferb·
Ugh I wish I was the one who got bitten by the shark at assateague that guy is so famous now he’s probably going to get a bunch of free stuff
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chloe@chloeferb·
Some days you make money at work and some days you don’t so you eat a rotisserie chicken in the grocery store parking lot with your hands
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A🪼@tweets2tea·
sometimes all you need in life is a beautiful brown-eyed woman telling you what to do
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ShawtyAstrology🧚🏽✨@shawtyastrology·
💎 the rising signs & moon signs in astrology that might feel more luxurious, abundant & receive something expensive over the next 2-weeks because of the new moon in taurus: ♉🌑 • taurus risings ♉✨ • aries risings ♈✨ • capricorn risings ♑✨ • libra risings ♎✨ • virgo risings ♍✨ • cancer risings ♋✨ • taurus moons ♉🌑✨ • capricorn moons ♑🌑✨ • virgo moons ♍🌑✨ • pisces moons ♓🌑✨ • cancer moons ♋🌑✨
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men used to use u for ur body now they use u for ur music taste and swag
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tiramisu@flowrfel·
so chronically online i can tell when a tweet is stolen from a reel and when a reel is stolen from a tweet
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chloe@chloeferb·
Okay he didn’t ignore it he was probably asleep because he’s old he came in to my job and sat at my bar for like an hour heheee
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chloe@chloeferb·
He ignored my Facebook instant message. This is the equivalent of being stoned out of the Berlin Wall.
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chloe@chloeferb·
I have a crush on a 50 year old man idk how to go about this he’s like… 50
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chloe@chloeferb·
Feta stuffed olives in my dirty lemon martini… groundbreaking discovery, my martini movie nights just got sooooo good
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big tobacco theorist
big tobacco theorist@no_one__wins·
Not sure what to get for dinner so I’m letting the clock run to make my options as little and as shitty as possible
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big tobacco theorist@no_one__wins·
@chloeferb I’m not trying to be skinny though I want to be beefy! I’m just indecisive rn and I don’t know what I want
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valentine@valawakened·
It's been a pleasure miscommunicating with you
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this wound needs more salt
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chloe@chloeferb·
I drive a fuck ass 2016 Hyundai sedan and it was $53 to fill up my gas tank I’m about to start walking bitch
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