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Chloe

@chloegoddamn_

I improv, sketch and Art in that order. My other Twitter account is a Ferrari. 🚘

London, England Katılım Eylül 2017
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Chloe@chloegoddamn_·
Putting it out there that I’m happy to be the sacrificial lamb that’s brought in to make the MasterClass that teachers your parents how to use basic technology 👌🏻
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Chloe@chloegoddamn_·
Hope everyone is having a Good Friday!
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nicole boyce@nicolewboyce·
the bar I’m in just played 2 tegan and sara songs back to back .... so now I guess I own this bar ?
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The Onion@TheOnion·
Local Man Unsure If Woman Type Of Lesbian Who Only Dates Women trib.al/I51WUyi
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Chloe@chloegoddamn_·
My Uber smells overwhelmingly of playdough so I can only imagine that the toddlers in here before me were having a much rougher night than I.
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Chloe@chloegoddamn_·
Really happy to see that flossing was much more prominently featured than dabbing at this years Fringe!
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Studies show that 10 out of 10 times a British person needs to leave a social situation it is due to the fact that they “have a train to catch”.
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Chloe@chloegoddamn_·
The Mamma Mia movie is great value for money because you only pay to see it once and then you get to hear the songs play over and over in your head until you inevitably perish!
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Chloe@chloegoddamn_·
@DailyZeitgeist please for the love of god and Canadians everywhere, stop saying Degr’AH’ssi! It’s pronounced Degrassi like “grass” ! 👌🏻😀🤙🏻
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Chloe@chloegoddamn_·
Plot twist: I’m the Canadian girlfriend you pretended to have in High School
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Chloe@chloegoddamn_·
Happy “No I’m not American. Canada day was actually 3 days ago, but it’s okay that you didn’t know that” Day!
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Rekha Shankar@rekhalshankar·
**MONTREAL** I'm going to you. What should I do?
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Chloe@chloegoddamn_·
Can’t tell if I had a fantastic afternoon nap or just kind of passed out for a bit from being dehydrated
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Chloe@chloegoddamn_·
I will never not take it as an insult when my take-away comes with multiple sets of utensils for my single person meal.
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